Pat Riot

A guy at our .22 Benchrest match was talking and actually said “LOL” as in “ell oh ell” when he finished a sentence. Everyone, including me, stared at him without saying a word. He made some excuse about checking his thingamabob on his doo-hickey and went outside. Then we all laughed. He hasn’t done it since and as far as I know it hasn’t been brought up and no one talks about it.

I have heard this. Yep, it was AI narrated.

Yeah! We got rights! We need to fight this injustice!…What’s that dear?…Oh! Uh… Never Mind.

I was privileged to encounter and listen to an anti gun protest in downtown Los Angeles once on my motorcycle. I was stuck in traffic. There were about 30 of them. I was on my bike but there was no room to split lanes so I sat there listening to screeching males and women with megaphones ramble about this and that and then I heard “A R stands for Assault Rifle! What don’t they understand?” Traffic began moving and I saw my out but not before I threw up my visor and yelled “A R stands for Armalite Rifle you stupid pig!” She heard me, as did the rest of the screeching woe-men and women. They all came rushing and I let out the clutch and went just fast enough to let them think they could keep up for a while. Some made it a couple of hundred feet then gave up.

I posted this in the meme thread, but it’s also appropriate here. My last job was a 3 1/2 year stint at an agency I also worked at from ‘89 to ‘04. I was there from Nov. ‘18 to July ‘22. The level of intelligence was significantly lower when I went back to work there. This was evident all the way up through executive management. Anyway, I had this decal on the back of my Miata: I found out that several snowflakes were truly offended and made scared by this decal. I was told to remove it. I told them it was an image on a decal, not a gun. I was told I still needed to remove it. I said “No! This offends me. I have rights under the 1st and the 2nd Amendments and if I am made to remove the decal I will sue the agency and every individual involved. “ I never heard another word until just before I retired. A moron that somehow was two levels above me asked if I was still upset over the whole gun sticker fiasco. I said “No, not really. I just went to my safe space a lot during that period.” ”Oh, you have a safe space?” ”Yeah, it’s called a firing range. I went there a lot.” “A what?” ”An indoor firing range. You know, a gun range? A place to shoot guns.” ”Oh my. I have to go. I will talk to you later.” ‘CLICK’

PennDOT - Pennsylvania Dept of Transportation.

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My Mom ruined nearly every butter knife this way.

“Our Honey ice cream is so good the bears will break in to get it!” “Ahhhh, No, Bill, I don’t think so. What else ya got?” ”Uh, let’s see here, okay…Our honey ice cream flavor is so close to the real thing it’ll attract bears!” ”Bill, we don’t want our customers attracting bears with our ice cream. That could be really bad. Do you have anything else?” “I have something we could use, Chuck.” ”Okay, Charlene, I’m sure whatever you have will be just fine.” ”Okay. We need a pretty girl, like me and she says ‘Wanna get to know the bears and the bees better? Try our honey ice cream.’ See, get it Chuck?” ”No Charlene. We don’t want bears and bees harassing and scaring our customers. Does anyone have an idea that our customer will like?…Anyone?” ”I got one Chuck.” ”Okay Jim. What is it?” “If you’re having a bear of a day, try our new Honey Ice Cream. Bee-cause it’s Grrrrrreat!” “Oh good gawd…”

Only one gun? That just ain’t right! No, Sir. Not right at all. I was all ready to pick my favorite revolver, a S&W 327 Night Guard 8-shot .357 Magnum when I thought “Did he mean handguns? I could just take the 327 and all my rifles.” But no, I had to go read the OP again. What to do… What to do… This is what to do. Sig Sauer P226 Mk25 9mm

How very true.

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