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My DOG wouldn’t eat green peas!!

Purty good cook and sometimes dish washer. I haven’t been in the shop much lately. I have to ride the scooter out into the street and over to the other driveway to get there. I’ve been collecting parts and having machine work done in preparation for my return. The place on my foot is less than 5mm now. Hopefully by the end of the month.

Disinjesting Dinner!!

RIIIIGHT!! Listed as not edible!! visualize hurled peas!!

I WISH!! The antibiotics they have me on make me extremely sensitive to sunlight, so I get limited time outside. I sit on a stool in the kitchen to cook and to do kitchen stuff. I have an office chair in the gun room to sit in when I’m reloading or working on guns. I spend a ridiculous amount of time sitting in my LazyBoy watching the boob toob and using my laptop. I have a nice folding stool that I use for band gigs and a the few matches that I get to attend. I STILL can’t ride my stationary bike or walk very much. I use the damned knee scooter if I’m going more than a few feet, (it ain’t funny, but I can type “damned” on my cell phone and it puts up “knee scooter” in the anticipation line) and if I go to the grocery or the doctor I have to load it in and out of the car just to get around. I’m just about healed up again, (for the umpteenth time) and after three months of fighting with the orthotics people, I am supposed to be getting new equipment to help prevent this from continuing to happen. I think if I can get to Christmas without another round of infection or surgery, I’ll order me a nice rockin’ chair!!

I’ve had the same old Harley for thirty-five years now. For the first ten years, it was my only transportation for all intents and purposes. We had a car or a truck that was Schoolmarm’s ride, and I had a couple of other bikes over the years, but until the fall of 2004 I rode that Harley nearly everywhere I went. We bought Schoolmarm’s Sportster on Valentine’s Day in 2000 and I bought my Buell White Lightning in December of that same year. It was a ‘98 model, made before H.D. detuned them and put the rev limiter on ‘em. The old Harley began life as a ‘79 Low Rider. It’s been rebuilt and remodeled to where nowadays when someone asks me what model it is I just say “MINE”!

AND Kigmes AND Kickapoo Joy Juice AND Fearless Fosdick AND professional matress testing!! That’s not forgetting Joney Phoney and Jubilation T. Cornpone!!

I read the first couple of posts and then skipped to the end! I wonder why this one wasn’t archived!!? I went back and read some of the earlier replies and got a few good chuckles too!!

Green Peas and Guacamole!!

I’m usually sitting down these days, BUT IT AIN’T BY CHOICE!!

ABSLUTELY!! Totally acceptable! There’s some advantages to using a crossdraw, particularly if you have limited experience in making a safe exchange of guns from one hand to the other. THERE IS NO DANCE REQUIRED!! There’s NOTHING in the rules that requires you to turn and gyrate when drawing the off side revolver. Learn the correct stance and technique and practice it! LEARN THE STANCE!! FORGET THE DANCE!!

Not edible…

All I do these days!

NOPE!! Ain’t gonna answer that!! My opinion and experience would have me offending someone. I’ll just say I wouldn’t do it!!

Jambalaya!!

Hammer to shape, file to fit, paint to match!

Are the SASS police holding you incommunicado??

CRAWFISH!!

My whole life!! I seldom get someone else to fix stuff for me.

FLAVOR!!!

Not this time!! Screw gun with a 1/4” hex tip and a heat gun!!

I can practically guarantee that the local theaters here have turned a profit!! At least two of them had to add extra showings to accommodate demand. We were there for the Sunday afternoon show and the que for refreshments was doubled back and forth four times! The line waiting to enter the theater was just about as long and the added showing was already nearly sold out too! It took more than ten minutes to get through the concession line!

My point was the starting system when the Blackbird was first flown!! I remember reading about this years ago! The writer, who was part of the design team, made a comment about “the sound of two blown Buicks screaming” just before ignition of the plane’s engines!!

Today, I’m the appliance repair guy!! Making temporary repairs on the fridge!

You Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere