Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984

It's not hard to find Engagement Chicken and Marry Me Chicken on the web but I found Divorce Me Chicken. One such recipe was truly hideous and worthy of being killed in her sleep. Others are tongue in cheek and not bad.

I know one cemetery where the American Legion puts the flags out and picks them up.

Delusional

FOREVER!

Miss Manners

With frost everywhere in New England, it should be no surprise that headstones move a little each year. That is very evident at the NH veterans cemetery. Go there in April and all of those rows are a bit out of kilter. In May a work party comes from the nearby state prison and by Memorial Day everything is perfect.

Is there a tariff?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school? Bison!

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Acronym

Walt Disney created the animated character Mortimer Mouse. Walt’s wife said the name sounded pompous. He was renamed Mickey Mouse.

AW CRAP!

6.6% of a light year would mean 24 days.

Helter Skelter

Yeah, WOW!

Bandy is a game similar to ice hockey. It is played almost exclusively in the Scandinavian countries, the Baltic countries, and Mongolia. A team is composed of from 8 to 11 players who wear skates and use curved sticks to hit a ball. Rink size varies but is characteristically larger than an ice hockey rink (about 109 by 60 yards). The goalie does not use a stick but, alone among the players, can touch the ball with his hands. There are two halves of 45 minutes each, and play commences at the center circle. Unlike hockey, no play is allowed behind the goals. Play begins with a “stroke off,” and each team is confined to its own half of the rink. The use of a ball instead of a flat puck makes bandy faster than hockey. Free strokes are given for penalties, such as for going over the midline. Free substitution is permitted. There are six officials in the game. Bandy originated in England in the late 18th century, and the modern game of ice hockey probably developed from it.

Unusual

Billy Joel Announces Brain Disorder and Cancels All Concerts Joel said he had normal pressure hydrocephalus, which has led to “problems with hearing, vision and balance.”

Dr. Strange

Go ahead, it’s self-serve.

Rum tum tugger

No nerf nuke on Amazon, but nice toys. Maybe some that will be removed when some kid loses an eye.

When it’s the only port in a storm, i.e., the only thing around or open, I use it. Now if you want real fun, do it in a foreign language.

Hot toddy

They do away with two, three, or four cashiers.