Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

I don't know any Leathersmiths who can make any sort of holster with a flashlight ..... ..... most, I believe, would use leathercrafting tools ...... (sorry )

do you mean like ..... rodeeo and rodayyyyo ..... ?

.... that dog does not seem to be very impressed ........

on retrospect What would you call your kid? ............ if the child was misbehaving, probably something like .... ...... "HEY YOU !!!".

...... more and more frequently ......

.... Following along from Loopholes' being re-named by his Uncle, my younger brother was named Nicholas Dean. One day, when my brother was at the "crawling around"age, my Uncle(he was an electrician) was visiting and my brother was crawling around on the floor when my Uncle reached down to him saying "Come here, Brassbum". My Mother was shocked and demanded an explanation. Simple; Nikle-arse ..... Brassbum ..... from that very moment on he was known as Dean and no explanation was offered.

day-ja-vooo, all over again .......

I miss Night Court .......... especially the "Wheelers" .... you know, Bob and June ........

..... do you mean that's NOT Bert from Sesame Street ?

...... what a novel idea ......... maybe they should patent it ......

Whilst I cannot vouch for their prior history, I'm pretty sure that they have been well behaved since I acquired each one. (well, I think they have ......)

................. oops

..... it sure don't look like mine .........

Another funfact: None of my firearms has killed anybody since they came into my possession. (that I know of)

........ there is also the "Imperial StormTrooper Theory", but they totally miss the point ..........

.......... and PROUD of it

..... what? ..... no pizza ??

I wish them well

..... so, ........ you've met my ex-wife ?

I would need a bigger boat; ....... and not be on it ....

.... but that's the problem; ........ summer is ended and it ain't cooled down yet ........ not even a little bit .....

........ just happened, .............. and it was still as hot as allgetout .........

...... ya knoe, ..... I think she enjoyed that .......

OHS required safety belt ?

I'll take a stab ............. "Put that dang phone down and get back to work!!" ........ ...... how's that for a guess?