Forty Rod SASS 3935

Hey, Alpo.............

I have an engraved silver plated flask that someone gave me fifty years ago. I never put any kind of liquid in it, but I carry it with lemon sugar. I hate those stupid little paper bags of sugar, so I take the flask along to use in coffee and tea. That thing sounds interesting, but I'd don't know what I'd use the cigar part fo.

Something I'll have to try. Thanks.

Probably gonna need some cell phone towers, too.

I'm at the age where everything that still works hurts. If I get down to pick up something I'll stay down to see what else needs picking up while I'm there. Have you noticed that the only places that itch anymore are a places you can't reach. I tell people what I think, but don't give a hoot what they think. Don't mix up the Cortizone and the Sensodyne. Your teeth won't itch and your crotch will smell fresh. Folks tell you that you are looking good, but no one tells you that you're good looking any more. You get forgetful....and you get forgetful...and you forget things, too.

"Needs to be?" Nothing I own "needs to be" but I have a bunch of "I want one" around. At least there are original Volcanics out there, not like the various "mare's legs" that never existed until Johnny Yuma came along. I've seen tons of guns over the years and the closest to a mare's leg I've ever seen were sawed off shotguns, yet some guys think they're cool land practical.

Alpo could put his left hand on a Mad Magazine

Sounds like an invitation to shoot you. I'd re-word that were I you.

OJ, honey, blueberry jam, whipped cream, and once some leftover Ovaltine. Sometimes I just plain get bored. I'm more likely to add fruit with the milk...raisins, bananas, berries, etdangcetera. I have added butter to hot cereals once in awhile.

I'll be more impressed when they open a Burger King or Dominos on the moon. If we occupy the moon first how will we secure those borders?

I knew an LASD homicide detective who carried three S&W stainless .38 model 60 snubbies. One on each side in a kidney rig and the third in an ankle holster. His department allowed it for some reason. He dressed like the dandy sales dude (Herb Tarlik?) on WKRP In Cincinnati.

For the few times I use my charcoal grill any more, I found theScripto Torch Flame MAX to be a really good lighter. It costs a little more than the nearly useless lighters that I used to use, but they last longer, light better, and are so convenient that I carry a couple in my car just in case I need a quick fire.

That looks about as practical as a barbed wire jock strap. I had a side-by-side two shot .380 that was about the size of a Zippo lighter. The recoil was ferocious, but I sometimes wish I hadn't sold it. It was the only one I ever saw.

None of which is any of the government's business. I gave up on trying to get a California CCW after two years of BS, massive paperwork, and about $300.00. I remember the Marines sending me to California in 1975 when California was a great place if you stayed out of the bay area and greater LA. We left about 12 years ago and I have only been back twice, both times for funerals. I can't imagine ANY reason that would make me go back.

I aint go no steenkin' list on my CCW....and the only reason I even have a CCW at all is so I don't have to get a background check when I buy a gun. This is ARIZONA, son....and I pity a lot of people who don't have the freedoms that I take for granted in this state.

The fourth one reminds me of a quote from Albert Einstein: "I never memorize anything I can look up." If it's good enough for one of the smartest men who ever lived, it should do for me, too.

You beat me to it, Dusty. I was about to say I'd almost sell an organ to get one. As for the caliber, I have lot of .32 and .380 pistols already, so all I need is a holster.

That brings to mind how many of our brothers and sisters have simply vanished. Daniel Night Eyes Cherokee Cathouse Kate Quail Gun Bean Bandit Calamity Jane from up in Canada and dozens more. So many....so many.

A sign on my wall: Be strong enough to stand alone, smart enough to know when you need help, and brave enough to ask for it. It was given to me almost ten years ago when my wife died, so it's not a real family saying yet. It is one I live by now.....and have almost all my life without it being written down.

The use it up one was one of ours, too. I remember my Grandma using it a lot.

I think that "PING" legend was originally said by someone who had NEVER been in a fire fight. Too noisy to hear a "PING" in the first place and you are too busy to mess with it if you did hear it. It's right up there with calling out "RELOADING". I can drop an empty magazine and replace it before most people even react to something they may and / or may not hear during a fire fight. And I don't think it's smart to say "Hey, Charlie, Just wanted you to know I can't defend myself for a few seconds" to someone who will kill you if he (or she...I was shot by a woman) can.

You will get over this sometime. Why not now? You'll never know if you can if you don't try. If something needs done and you can do it, DO IT! Face the results later. Life is full of adventures waiting for you. Pick one and enjoy it, If it doesn't suit you, pick a new one tomorrow. Never start a fight, but never walk way from one... unless you can postpone it If you are wrong, apologize. It's nothing to be ashamed of but shows good sense and proper upbringing. There are more, but it's time to read yours. Maybe someone else can adopt one. I can find a new on every so often.

Yep! You say "I can do that". Your sub-conscious says "no you can't." Next thing you know is your body saying "told you so, dumb ass."

You can't imagine how much worse it can get. It sneaks up on you until you wake up one morning with something new that adds to your catalog of grief in some new and major way. I'm at the point where almost everything that still works HURTS! and I'm very careful that I don't wreck or damage anything on my body that I may need or want later on. You'll reach a point where you realize that people say "You're looking good" but no one ever says "you're good looking" any more. Still, every day is a new adventure. BTW, my blood type is AB+.....almost a universal donor. What's yours Linn?

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