Birdgun Quail, SASS #63663 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 In the news this week a southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable. If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector”. In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector". In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy". In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate". In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" and..........in Texas , he'd be called "A huntin' buddy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 what is wrong with 100 plus guns and a million rounds. It is something to strive for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Comanche Dan, SASS #8226 Posted March 28, 2012 Share Posted March 28, 2012 I'd call him my hero, and a person to admire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 After spending 3 days in the looney bin, they let me go. I got my 100 guns back, but only 10,000 rounds of ammo. Police musta needed the extra ammo for practice. I wonder if I can use the write off on my taxes as a charitable contribution? Just sayin' Big Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 All I will say about that is that I don't have him beat on the ammo count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mean Matt McCord, SASS #24683 Posted March 29, 2012 Share Posted March 29, 2012 In the news this week a southern California man was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and had (by rough estimate) 1-million rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also has a secret escape tunnel. The television reporter said: "Wow! He has about a million machine gun bullets" and the headline referred to it as a "massive weapons cache". By California standards someone even owning 100,000 rounds would be called "mentally unstable. If he lived elsewhere, such as Arizona he'd be called "an avid gun collector”. In Oklahoma , he'd be called "a novice gun collector". In Utah , he'd be called "moderately well prepared", but they'd probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food. In Montana , he'd be called "The neighborhood 'Go-To' guy". In Idaho , he'd be called "a likely gubernatorial candidate". In Wyoming , he'd be called "an eligible bachelor" and..........in Texas , he'd be called "A huntin' buddy. In Georgia, he would be called a rank amateur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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