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Red Logan #12252

Selling my stuff if I die

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Selling my stuff if I die

 

The older you are and the longer you have been married, the funnier this

is.....

One lazy Sunday morning the wife and I were quiet and thoughtful,

sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,

"When I die, I want you to sell all my stuff, immediately."

"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" she asked.

"I figure a woman as fine as yourself would eventually remarry and I

don't want some other asshole using my stuff."

 

She looked at me intently and said: "What makes you think I'd marry

another asshole?"

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Bada Bing! :lol:

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Guest EL NEGRO GATO #8178

Hey Logan, quick put me in your will, I'll make sure your cowboy stuff is well taken care of LMAO

ENG :FlagAm::FlagAm::FlagAm::FlagAm::FlagAm::FlagAm:

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Husband and Wife talking over breakfast -

 

W - If I died today would you re-marry?

 

H - I don't know, maybe.

 

W - Will you marry someone that golfs as I do?

 

H - I don't know, probably.

 

W - Will you let her use my clubs?

 

H - Of course not, she's not left-handed.

 

 

 

Safe trails,

CKid

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Bada Bing! :lol:

 

 

Nice cover, UB. :FlagAm:

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Der ya go ! :lol:

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Husband and Wife talking over breakfast -

 

W - If I died today would you re-marry?

 

H - I don't know, maybe.

 

W - Will you marry someone that golfs as I do?

 

H - I don't know, probably.

 

W - Will you let her use my clubs?

 

H - Of course not, she's not left-handed.

 

He never heard the fourth question.......................

 

Safe trails,

CKid

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