Bmcs... dont know where you are...

[Deja Vous 0]

But I hope I made you laugh,....over and over again.

 

There are times when I wish I could simply stop and be a serious minded kind of person. And then I hear God... he tells me that if I dwell on my pain I will never understand the word of God. My life is a prayer of a joke, a laugh, and a hug... and at times I hope that is enough for you guys... cuz it is all I have to give you.. a very sincere compassionate hug.. its all I have.. Deja.

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

DJ,

 

I'm with ya' girl.

 

Laughin' at dat pain, iz shure better then whinin' and growlin'

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

Well, Deja, I got a toothache. Can ya fix that without surgery?

 

Maybe show us some of your fancy quick draw and bang and clang the target routine.

[Spanish Bit Bobb 0]

Well, Deja, I got a toothache. Can ya fix that without surgery?

 

Maybe show us some of your fancy quick draw and bang and clang the target routine.

 

Ya still have teef?

[Whiskey Business 489]

Just the one.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

But it R gold.

[Whiskey Business 489]

Bet that one gold tooth looks real snazzy!

[Grizzly Dave 706]

Up in Badger's 'hood, it ain't called a gold tooth, it's called his 'grill'

[Whiskey Business 489]

Can you use that grill to barbeque?

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

When I smile, which ain't often, it puts the sun to shame. Come to thunk on it, the sun ain't been around fer a spel. (Insert big grin here)

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

Badger,

 

It's sunny today

 

An they's predictin' mid 70's an sunny this weekend too

 

Must be global warmin'

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

IZ Zat whot it is!

 

I wondered about that yeller thing in the sky.

Get to cut the grass today. Yea! Make sheep food. Feed the rabbit.

Gonna need my straw hat tho.

 

How hot is it, Badger?

 

53 degrees and rising.

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

Already 62F here this mornin',

 

Kinda' scary

[Grizzly Dave 706]

I'll take the 53, you can keep the rising.

[Whiskey Business 489]

It's 91 here. Have a shoot tomorrow and it's going to get up to 92. Feel like your melting and makes the gun screws come loose.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

It's 91 here. Have a shoot tomorrow and it's going to get up to 92. Feel like your melting and makes the gun screws come loose.

 

I tolt you not to shoot them chocolate pistols. Lose screws ain't nuttin around here.

[Whiskey Business 489]

Don't sell yourself short Badger. Bet you have plenty loose screws.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

Don't sell yourself short Badger. Bet you have plenty loose screws.

 

You are not the first person to tell me that. I wonder what that means?

 

Look at the bright side though. Hot weather means BAR B Q.

Bet them Jawja folks know how to put on a ring a ding ding BAR B Q.

[Whiskey Business 489]

Like you wouldn't believe! And plenty of ice cold beer to wash it down with.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

HOT WEATHER

COLD BEER

GOOD COMPANIONS

SHOOTING

 

Now that is what I'm talking about.

 

The onlest thing that could be better would be alligator hunting in the swamp.

[Whiskey Business 489]

Should be a good weekend! Wish I was retarded like you, wouldn't have to wait till the weekend to do fun stuff.

 

Never been on a gator hunt. Bucky's been, though.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

Should be a good weekend! Wish I was retarded like you, wouldn't have to wait till the weekend to do fun stuff.

 

Never been on a gator hunt. Bucky's been, though.

 

Perhaps he would share his story. I understand that you folks in Jawja have some extensive swampland and

I suppose some of the big lizards too.

 

I suppose that I should get out of the chair and go do something constructive. Like cut the grass.

Should be dry enough now.

Catch ya later.

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

Constructive?

 

Jest spent da' last 3 hours replacin' the starter in mah truck

 

 

Saved $200+ doin' et mahself,

 

But ah'm bleedin', bruized an sore all under

 

Pass ona dem beers please

[Whiskey Business 489]

Bottles, give FH some of the good stuff, lots of it, seein its on Badgers tab.

[Grizzly Dave 706]

FPH, remember when changing a starter was at most a 20 minute job? Heck, I did one on an old truck of mine in a blizzard with the truck stuck in a snowbank once. On these modern contraptions I can't hardly find the oil filter, much less the starter.

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

They got starters on cars today?

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

This is the 2nd time ah've hadta replace the starter in this truck,

 

 

 

.... an it's only 31 years old!

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

Working on those old girls is a lot easier than todays stuff. I look under the hood on my Toyota and my

first reaction is WTH? Where is the dipstick?

 

And don't nobody say "holding the hood up!"

 

That reminds me, it is about time to check the gap on the spark plugs and change the earl.

 

Willie sed that you might be interested in some large bore .22 shooting. I'm almost ready to DO IT.

[Flashpowder Hal 0]

Lookin' forward to pullin' trigger wid ya'll.

 

Onliest problem wid mah truck, thars a upper bolt kin only be reached frem the top,

 

So ya' have to disassemble da air cleaner thin wiggle yer arm thru behind the intake an try ta' loosen' it,

 

 

then drop the socket, crawl under ta find et, repeat, bust knucles, cut arm on hose clamps. etc

[Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172 1,244]

Ya shudda called me. I is an expert at dropping the socket and having it fall in the most inaccesable spot under the middle of the truck. I can spend four hours looking for things to fix a ten minute job.