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Johnny Depp as the Lone Ranger


Dutch Al #22045

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Meanwhile back at the ranch...

 

The Lone Ranger is disguised as a pool table when Tonto comes home and racks him...

 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

The Lone Ranger, seeing Tonto disguised as a cigarette, stomps his butt.

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Knowing Hollyweird they'll pick Will Farrell.

 

I don't know. They did pretty good with the True Grit re-make.

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Depps part Cherokee. Don't know how much and don't guess it matters. There's blue-eyed, blonde, card carrying cherokee, choctaw, and chickasaw around here.

 

*Big Grin*

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A lot of the Oklahoma Cherokees carry Scotch names because one of the early agents would not accept the Cherokee names for identification at the early food hand outs. He was Scotch and gave them Scotch names and made them answer to them or he would not give them their food.

Also the principle chief of the Cherokees that led the tribe on the Trail of Tears was 7/8s white.

One of my gggrandmothers slipped away from the Trail of Tears march and landed in Purdy, Missouri. Apparently that happened a lot.

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Guest Cinch, SASS#29433

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

The Lone Ranger, seeing Tonto disguised as a cigarette, stomps his butt.

 

 

Meanwhile back at the ranch...

 

Tonto says "silly man in spandex you stomping a camel, Tonto too big to be cigarette! Tonto usually ride camel to brothel, why you stand on step ladder behind him?"...

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