EE Taft Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 BEEP BEEP BA BEEPBA BEEPBEEP. This just in from our weather eye on the ground............... Welll, ..........(HiCcUp) I'm a' lookin' out this here winder an' there appppears ta be this white stuff on tha ground.......... Hang on,........Tryin' ta stuff a lime in a Corona bottle......... And they be callin' fer more a' this here white stuff through tha night an' inta tooooomorra, with some shi...... ......sleet an' freezin' rain....... ........then, (mind you this is fer NE Misery)........(Least I think that's where I'm at) it's gonna change over ta rain wid a high of 39 and flood tha river causin' me ta break out tha canoe (and tha tequila) an' row row row my lanky butt ta safety. Other than dat, It be not bad. Folks south of here (from yer old neck of the woods) will probly be wormer yet...............did I say WORMER?!?! I'm meant WARMER! And get more rain than anythin' else. After tha mess o' rain and sleet and white stuff and dogs and cats it's due to get cold again.............. This is EE Taft on tha ground (how tha hell do I get up from here?!? ) Reportin' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 17, 2011 Share Posted January 17, 2011 BEEP BEEP BA BEEPBA BEEPBEEP.This just in from our weather eye on the ground............... Welll, ..........(HiCcUp) I'm a' lookin' out this here winder an' there appppears ta be this white stuff on tha ground.......... Hang on,........Tryin' ta stuff a lime in a Corona bottle......... And they be callin' fer more a' this here white stuff through tha night an' inta tooooomorra, with some shi...... ......sleet an' freezin' rain....... ........then, (mind you this is fer NE Misery)........(Least I think that's where I'm at) it's gonna change over ta rain wid a high of 39 and flood tha river causin' me ta break out tha canoe (and tha tequila) an' row row row my lanky butt ta safety. Other than dat, It be not bad. Folks south of here (from yer old neck of the woods) will probly be wormer yet...............did I say WORMER?!?! I'm meant WARMER! And get more rain than anythin' else. After tha mess o' rain and sleet and white stuff and dogs and cats it's due to get cold again.............. This is EE Taft on tha ground (how tha hell do I get up from here?!? ) Reportin' EEEs.. lol... I am so happty to be warm it was 80 today.. last year at this time I was a fur ball.. loll.. Meaning I was wrapped up in a fuzzy blanket for about 3 months.. with long undies back there.. lol Snow.. uh.. okay in small doses I can handle it... but I dont like it much anymore.. Ice is my real fear.. ya' ll have any idea how many times I fell on my hinny?? lol... in one day??? lol.. I miss my pards, but I do not miss the weather.. The green is pretty the homesa re pretty. .but I am a weinnie.. I get tooooo cold.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 17, 2011 Author Share Posted January 17, 2011 Well, I was wrong!!!! Didn't do much more than drizzle rain here today. drizzle...........drizzle...........drizzle.......... Ya ever notice how funny that word sounds? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Sno all gone, been in the 50's most of the weak, still sitting in me easy chair wid me Big Chief blanket, the one with the buffalos on it. Tok Sassys limo out today and got it washed at the new carwash....hand sudsy washed to be exact. Still laid up with my back injury, might be back to werk this week ...maybe. I'm in no hurry. Got a new boss, she sure is a hoot to werk with. Cute too, her Hubby is 6'4" and one hallofa good guy.Kinda makes me wandering eye stay in it's place. Stay warm folks, spring is on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas LawDog Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Bro. Slick, I'm sorry to hear about your back. I wish you a speedy recovery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 18, 2011 Share Posted January 18, 2011 Thanks Bro. Tex, had the cold bug for 10 days now this, should be back to werk this week tho. Give Victoria a hugg fer me and keep her warm. MS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 News Flash!!!!!!!!!!! We are in for another 4~8 inches 'a this here white stuff come tomorrow night inta thursday. Afterwards very cold temps will spill in causing the case of beer on my back porch to become very cold. Good chance of drinkability by tomorrow night (or here in about 5 minutes, which ever comes first) Break out the gloves and make some snowballs. gonna toss 'em in tha air and blast 'em with tha SxS!! EE Taft (HiCcUp) reportin' Slick, GET TO FEELIN' BETTER, PARD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 News Flash!!!!!!!!!!! We are in for another 4~8 inches 'a this here white stuff come tomorrow night inta thursday. Afterwards very cold temps will spill in causing the case of beer on my back porch to become very cold. Good chance of drinkability by tomorrow night (or here in about 5 minutes, which ever comes first) Break out the gloves and make some snowballs. gonna toss 'em in tha air and blast 'em with tha SxS!! EE Taft (HiCcUp) reportin' Slick, GET TO FEELIN' BETTER, PARD!!!! Da snow comin' toward ya is da one we was to git but it took a noise dive... And da cold... It's brutle and long lastin'. But not to worry... We to git a "major" snowstorm later part of dis week. Spect it'll be head'in yur way next !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 N~I~C~E!! Thanks fer tha warnin' Beer's chilled, tequila is warm........... .......come on in an' have a drink! It'll knock tha chill!! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Been in the 40's, the storm went south and east of us...headed yer way Pards...good luck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas LawDog Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 Bro. Slick, It sounds like we may be getting some of your weather on Thurs. and Fri. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 19, 2011 Author Share Posted January 19, 2011 Hmmmmm............ What was 'spose ta start tomorrow afternoon started tonight at midnight......... ..........What' er them weather folks drinkin'? White stuff now fallin' from tha sky in NE Misery......... ...........Mama Taft won't be home 'til 3am from work............... She's gonna haf'ta take it slow.............. Dadgum weather! Well, I'm up waitin' fer the wife ta git home............Sooooo............ DRINKS 'ER ON ME!!!!! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 19, 2011 Share Posted January 19, 2011 EE, ya needs to move south of I-44. Seems like all the bad stuff stays north of the median clear across the state. I said that and we wind up with about 7" of global warming. Temps in the 5-8 range so it'll take a while for this to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 It was around 86 this weekend, I even took a walk up a hill out here. Beautiful!! Man cold is below 70 don't ya'll know that? I am always told you know if its cold you can just bundle up more and stay warm, it is it hot what are you going to do... K.. sit in a tank of cold water in the shade and relax all day long.. instead of shiver.. loll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Tha White stuff has finally started full blast after thinkin' about it all day.......... Gotz me some deer cookin' up, beer chillin out............ ............watchin' this flakey stuff fallin'............ Temp is due to drop to 0 or so tonight with a wind chill of -10 (might as well be -100,......It's damn cold!!) ...........I might go to bed early and hy~ber~nate tonight!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 EE, ya needs to move south of I-44. Seems like all the bad stuff stays north of the median clear across the state. That sounds like a good plan.............. .........But knowin' my luck tha weather would follow me!! Deja, 70 would be just fine with me right now!! Really, I don't mind winter.................(did I say I like winter?............... NO!) ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 There is little you can do about weather.. lol.. Back there when I was so cold and I fell in the parking lot in heels 3 times.. lol.. I reminded my self that you can't fix things by gumbling.. so I didn't.. lol.. I was never hurt by the falls so that was good enough luck!! I am cold out here too, but not as cold. But next winter, I am sure I will be looking for woolies again.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 South of I 44 and north of I 90 all the rest in the middle sucks Kant belive I said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Why not?............. ...........sounds like sumpin' I would say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 There is little you can do about weather.. lol.. Back there when I was so cold and I fell in the parking lot in heels 3 times.. lol.. I reminded my self that you can't fix things by gumbling.. so I didn't.. lol.. I was never hurt by the falls so that was good enough luck!! I am cold out here too, but not as cold. But next winter, I am sure I will be looking for woolies again.. lol Sorry Deja, didn't mean ta grumble!! Cabin fever set in........ ...........I'm ready fer some shootin'!! Didn't get the rifle ordered yet............ ........When I do, I'll be out shootin' in the snow if I have to!! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 20, 2011 Share Posted January 20, 2011 Sorry Deja, didn't mean ta grumble!! Cabin fever set in........ ...........I'm ready fer some shootin'!! Didn't get the rifle ordered yet............ ........When I do, I'll be out shootin' in the snow if I have to!! ~EE Taft~ Hey, EE's you can grumble.. I make my rules for me not for anyone else.... I don't grumble cuz I was raised that way and cuz I hate to listen to myself... but I like listening to others grumble.. they are much better at it than me.. lol,. yeah, you need to buy a snowflake gun.. so you can shoot snowflakes... Hey.. do you have guns for your kids yet? those Red Ryder are really cool with an eye patch.. lol.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 20, 2011 Author Share Posted January 20, 2011 Thinkin' about gettin' 'em a pair of .22s to start out learnin' how to play this here SASS game. They want to but are still a bit too young. They already have BBguns and I .22 rifle (non CAS) that they shoot. ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 New weather eye update from EE (HiCcUp) Taft. Well I'z lookin' out the winder at all this white stuff on the ground............. .........It's so white out there that the WIRE even turned white!! Maybe I sould lay off the tequila a bit.......... ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 New weather eye update from EE (HiCcUp) Taft. Well I'z lookin' out the winder at all this white stuff on the ground............. .........It's so white out there that the WIRE even turned white!! Maybe I sould lay off the tequila a bit.......... ~EE Taft~ Tell ya what... I will check back for a report from a sober EEs tomorrow.. lol. I mean you could have knocked over a box of dishwasher soap and you think it is snowing.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 21, 2011 Author Share Posted January 21, 2011 Tell ya what... I will check back for a report from a sober EEs tomorrow.. lol. I mean you could have knocked over a box of dishwasher soap and you think it is snowing.. lol Is that why it smelled like lemons? Nope that ain't it at'all! It's still white outside and here in da Saloon. ~EE(hIcCuP)Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 There is little you can do about weather.. lol.. Back there when I was so cold and I fell in the parking lot in heels 3 times.. lol.. I reminded my self that you can't fix things by gumbling.. so I didn't.. lol.. I was never hurt by the falls so that was good enough luck!! I am cold out here too, but not as cold. But next winter, I am sure I will be looking for woolies again.. lol You got's to weigh somethin before a fall hurts you. You don't weigh enough to even make a decent bounce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 21, 2011 Share Posted January 21, 2011 You got's to weigh somethin before a fall hurts you. You don't weigh enough to even make a decent bounce. Now that is just not true.. lol... I bounce really well and I have references too. I have been working on gaining weight for a few weeks now, and I am happy to report that I am gaining ground I think?? lol.. Maybe my brain is bigger? Maybe it is the lead in my pockets? lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 22, 2011 Author Share Posted January 22, 2011 This here's EE Taft with yer weather ey.........blah blah blah......... IT'S STILL SNOWIN' IN NE MISERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!! Hey I know.......... .......Y'all help me choose......... '66 or '73????? I'm only buyin' one....... Someone flip a coin!!!!! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 EE, rat now it's -15 and droppin'ike a rock. So.... Ifin' ya don't mind....... I'll come over and keep ya and da Ta-kill-ya company fer a while. But I gotta warn ya...IFin' ya come up here...... I'll break out a bottle of Bulliet and we'll go down to da man cave and listen to some music !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 This here's EE Taft with yer weather ey.........blah blah blah......... IT'S STILL SNOWIN' IN NE MISERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Make it stop!!!!! Hey I know.......... .......Y'all help me choose......... '66 or '73????? I'm only buyin' one....... Someone flip a coin!!!!! ~EE Taft~ I can't tell you what you would like best, only you can do that. But now if you were buying it to GIVE to me I could help you out.. lol... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted January 22, 2011 Share Posted January 22, 2011 I can't tell you what you would like best, only you can do that. But now if you were buying it to GIVE to me I could help you out.. lol... Hey EE,.... DATS A HINT IFIN' I EVER HEARDED ONE !!!!! Yes Sir eeeee !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 EE, rat now it's -15 and droppin'ike a rock. So.... Ifin' ya don't mind....... I'll come over and keep ya and da Ta-kill-ya company fer a while. But I gotta warn ya...IFin' ya come up here...... I'll break out a bottle of Bulliet and we'll go down to da man cave and listen to some music !! Either one sounds like a good plan...... .........Flip a coin on that one too! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 I can't tell you what you would like best, only you can do that. But now if you were buying it to GIVE to me I could help you out.. lol... OK Deja, which one would you like?.......... ..........And don't say Marlin. I'm goin' fer a CC gun. ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 23, 2011 Share Posted January 23, 2011 EE I think ya should get the 73 , she is a bit easier to take care of and stronger built . What ever ya do Good luck slipping it in . By the way I wish ya would keep all this white stuff up there . See ya down the trail . Chickasaw Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted January 23, 2011 Author Share Posted January 23, 2011 More of tha white stuff comin' tonight...... Cold...... Snowy......... WHITE STUFF!!!!!!!!! Ready fer spring! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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