Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska . He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals, a "Vote for Obama" hat and a "Save the trees" shirt. The man was screaming and struggling frantically, thrashing all about and trying to free himself from the grasp of a 10-foot grizzly bear. As the Pope watched in horror, a group of Republican loggers wearing "Go Sarah" shirts came racing up. One quickly fired a 44 magnum slug right into the bear's chest. The other two men pulled the semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp. Then using baseball bats, the three loggers finished off the bear. Two of the men dragged the dead grizzly onto the bed of their pickup truck. The other tenderly placed the injured Democrat in the back seat of their pickup. As they began to leave, the Pope summoned all of them over to him "I give you my blessing for your brave actions!" he proudly proclaimed "I have heard there was bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental activists, but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true." As the Pope drove off, one logger asked his buddies, "Who the heck was that guy?" "Dude, that was the Pope," another replied. "He's in direct contact with Heaven and has access to all wisdom." "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grizzly Dave Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I must be slow today, I didn't see that one coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hacker, SASS #55963 Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 I didn't see it coming. But good one! How to use a dumbocrat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 "Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all wisdom, but he doesn't know squat about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait still alive or do we need to go back to California and get another one?" The won't have to go to Kalifornia to get another one, Lisa Murkowsi would do just as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Everybody knows fresh bait is best CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Presidio Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 That one goes into the file ! Thanks, Wolfgang! Mother and I ain't laughed that hard for a long time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfgang, SASS #53480 Posted January 5, 2011 Author Share Posted January 5, 2011 Glad to pass along a good one for ya all . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chickasaw Bill SASS #70001 Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Would it be considered UN SPORTING to set out a bunch of baits ? Sorta like setting jug lines . CB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Everybody knows fresh bait is best CB Moon Beam or what's her name...No charge Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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