HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

[Red Logan #12252]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

 

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

 

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

 

'Can you give us an example?'

 

'Thou shall not kill.'

 

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

 

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

 

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

 

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

 

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the French and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

 

'Sacre blue!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

 

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

 

'They're free.'

 

'We'll take 10.'

 

 

 

There, that should offend just about everybody.

[Henry T Harrison]

Didn’t offend me a bit, but then I can take a joke

 

 

HTH

[Stubborn Dutchman, SASS # 61363]

Yeah, he kind of hit the nail on the head didn't he?

[Foul Mouth Frank Shutz]

I see that he did not approach the Irish.

[Cyrus Cassidy #45437]

I see that he did not approach the Irish.

 

Nor the Scottish, because we would have kicked his arse!

[Foul Mouth Frank Shutz]

Nor the Scottish, because we would have kicked his arse!

Seems more likely the Scots would have denied being the locals and given him directions to York. And once he was gone, broken out the good stuff and toasted the act.

[Apache Hawk 60642]

Well I'm just glad dey didn't say, "We take 20!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Now wait a second........I aint Jewish !!

[Cyrus Cassidy #45437]

Seems more likely the Scots would have denied being the locals and given him directions to York. And once he was gone, broken out the good stuff and toasted the act.

 

You know what's funny about that? When I was a kid I had a CB radio in my room. Truckers used to get on the air and ask for directions to our local boobie bar. I'd give them all kinds of whacky directions, usually sending them to the next town over and then listening to them rant and rave about being lost

 

Once I told a dump truck driver to dump his load of gravel in the parking lot of a business. I know he did, because the boss was yelling at him on the CB. Every time the boss let go of the PTT button the driver would jump in, "But you told me to! You TOLD ME TO!!!" My friends gave me the Best Prank of the Year award

 

Yeah, so I guess we Scots do that sort of thing

[Foul Mouth Frank Shutz]

You know what's funny about that? When I was a kid I had a CB radio in my room. Truckers used to get on the air and ask for directions to our local boobie bar. I'd give them all kinds of whacky directions, usually sending them to the next town over and then listening to them rant and rave about being lost

 

Once I told a dump truck driver to dump his load of gravel in the parking lot of a business. I know he did, because the boss was yelling at him on the CB. Every time the boss let go of the PTT button the driver would jump in, "But you told me to! You TOLD ME TO!!!" My friends gave me the Best Prank of the Year award

 

Yeah, so I guess we Scots do that sort of thing

Any bets some of these guys are still looking for you? You really do know the advantage to having an alias.

[Dirtwater Doc 17941]

The Irish were too drunk and the Scots were too busy with the sheep to notice.....Ya fergot to insult the Baptists!

 

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts...so's they count to 11 without takin' their shoes off!!

 

DD

[Deja Vous]

HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

 

God went to the Arabs and said,

'I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.'

 

The Arabs asked, 'What are Commandments?'

And the Lord said, 'They are rules for living.'

 

'Can you give us an example?'

 

'Thou shall not kill.'

 

'Not kill? We're not interested..'

 

So He went to the Blacks and said, 'I have Commandments.'

 

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said,

'Honor thy Father and Mother.'

 

'Father? We don't know who our fathers are.

We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the Mexicans and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said 'Thou shall not steal.'

 

'Not steal? We're not interested.'

 

Then He went to the French and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, 'Thou shall not commit adultery.'

 

'Sacre blue!!! Not commit adultery? We're not interested.'

 

Finally, He went to the Jews and said,

'I have Commandments.'

 

'Commandments?' They said, 'How much are they?'

 

'They're free.'

 

'We'll take 10.'

 

 

 

There, that should offend just about everybody.

 

 

Not me, but keep trying your bound to find something that will in about 50 years..

[Foul Mouth Frank Shutz]

The Irish were too drunk and the Scots were too busy with the sheep to notice.....Ya fergot to insult the Baptists!

 

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts...so's they count to 11 without takin' their shoes off!!

 

DD

What shoes? You must be talking about those flatlanders in Edinburgh.

[GunClick Rick]

The Irish were too drunk and the Scots were too busy with the sheep to notice.....Ya fergot to insult the Baptists!

 

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts...so's they count to 11 without takin' their shoes off!!

 

DD

 

 

Dang lazy Baptists would have just hired the irish to shoot him,the scotts to bury him and the jews to pay for it all..