Badger Mountain Charlie SASS #43172

OLG, You clown.

ONE SURE THING about weather is that you are going to get some.

It is in some places, Birdgun.

I don't drink.

Mystery solved!

Have you ever worn a scratchy wool garment and wondered if sheep itch?

After losing all that weight, has anyone ever searched for it?

It is redundant, but common practice, so I too, eat tuna fish and have an electric hot water heater.

Now you tell me. Looks like that check from Nigeria is gone. I trusted all them guys.

AGAIN!

There ya go, Wallaby. Have you got one?

Haha, I see all these advertisements for weight loss plans and people spouting off about how they lost X number of pounds. I felt compelled to voice my$0.02. Actually I haven't lost anything and I have not tried. But as I stated in my original post, it is BS.

Knuckles down and screw your boney.

What yer gonna need is your everyday WEATHER ROCK! Tells time and weather both. What ya do is get a rock, a rather large rock, and put out in the yard free of overhead structure. When the rock is dry the weather is dry. When the rock is wet the weather is rainy. When the rock is cool the temperature is going to be cool. When the rock is warm the temperature is going to be warm. When the rock has sunshine on it, it is daytime. When the rock is dark it is nighttime. Got it all covered.

On the Badger Mountain Charlie's weight loss program! Alas, it was all BS though.

Thanks SC. I have some and I called my supplier down in Oregone. He is still in bizness but my cranky old computer can't open his web site. So I will just call when I need some more bullets. Bye the bye, we should get together and make a trip over to the range and burn off some powder when the weather gets a little warmer. My old bones can't tolerate these chilly days.

That young lady needs a new pair of pants, J Bar. Maybe they should give her a raise so she could afford them.

My guns are all virtual so what do they know?

What joy the local guy gets out of telling us all that it is going to SNOW and then watch the panic. I think the guy is a disciple of the Marquis de Sade. He seems to delight in the mention of the SNOW word.

So you are saying that I am left out?

A fellow can larn all sorts of things in this here Saloon. Thanks for the info, Alpo.

My drink is flat, the world is flat, and now we have no ice. That is just not right!

Good advice. Yakima is cowboy country so you should have no problem with modern outfits.

Did someone say the world is flat?