I just got the bestest Christmas present ever.
Mr. Michael Pinathai, of Kasikorn Bank Thailand,
has $25,500,000.00 that belonged to a dead American
who died in a plane crash in 2003. He, being an honest
man, wants to pirate this sum out of the country and into
the USA. For the privilege of using my bank account, he
is going to share 40% with me and the other 60% will be
shared with two other partners of his. By my reckoning that
40% comes out to be about $10,200,000.00. Of course if
I were as "honest" as Mr. Pinathai, I could keep it all.
Anyway, all I had to do was send him some personal information
and he is going to send me all that money.