MizPete

I already told Right Again Dad that if they get tired of him, I'll take him, send him to Parochial school and university (as long as it's not UNC-Chapel hill or Clemson).

LOCAS: Rum Fairy will not be with us this trip. There will be NO mango margaritas There will be NO prizes. Our options: 1)cancel Bored Meeting entirely 2) hold Bored Meeting. Everyone bring what they want to drink & share. Sunshine Rose: NEED crab dip. 3) I will have green margaritas for the usual suspects.

I'm telling you:Minute Maid frozen. It's real (not reconstituted) lemon juice. It's the ONLY thing I'll use in my lemon squares.

You cannot possibly know how much I hated these.

When this program was brand new, we were the first club (I know of) to buy it and we promoted it everywhere we went. We were promised perpetual updates. Good luck with that!

My Aunt Florence lived in Asheville, NC (in the mountains) and she always had a ham hanging on the back porch. I eat pork. I feel bad about it. Pigs are smart creatures and, in many ways, closely related to humans. My dad, an alcoholic, checked himself into a Christian-based men's rehab that was striving to be self-sufficient. He was vastly popular b/c he knew how to farm. One spring they bought a litter of pigs. They raised and slaughtered them. When they came to the table, couldn't nobody eat them. They gave the meat to a nearby orphanage.

Celtic blood

I'll turn that sucker on in a New York minute.

Larry Page knives. He's in SC. That is all.

High tolerance

MizPete assuredly is NOT. You ain't NEVER seen me wasting it.

Baby wipes.

Sorry. I was upset.

I don't know cribbage. In college we played cutthroat Hearts. I was NOT allowed to sit between the Linda's. It could get ugly. Stephen King called it chasing the bitch. Being Southern Ladies we called it chasing the biddie.

England also.

B double E double RUN

I've passed kidney stones at home but I cannot even imagine....

Oh, Jeez, it was so sad. Good music, though. Good one.

Sorry. English major here. Drives me FREAKIN NUTS. Just more dumbing down American education.

Save our spot.

Oblong. Same as horses. I thought goats had eyes like cats. And devils.

pigs

You're a good husband.

That should be sufficient.

Daddy said food in the Navy was good.