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Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770

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  1. It's almost as though the local governments don't want crimes solved.
  2. I doubt that it would help, but you might try complaining to the delivery company.
  3. It depends on how good of a wifi signal they get under the bridge.
  4. I think that the honor has now gone on to the Space Farce.
  5. It's pretty much the same thing for BOTH of you.
  6. Thank You Sir. It's been almost 40 years, but I knew that it was, at least originally, LAAW.
  7. That's exactly why I got them. It's an amazingly good knife for the price.
  8. Got one in the Jeep, truck, and Durango. I keep one of THESE in all my vehicles too. 4" spring assisted blade, glass breaker, and seatbelt cutter. https://www.ebay.com/itm/363284900884?hash=item549577ac14:g:paEAAOSwtP9e6vAf&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAABAOZFmn0zquZIGP1RVPLSWQOoTFhZzpZ7T0Gb3JDBmwJs%2B0cxtdgSKsjdUoZ7BYLYaJcwm3W5MTjMqH1wK1IZARyE8C7gSavJ6YxJ%2FsbmBzzWO1GA2AbzZalVLUYzJoGTm%2B9dN86r6z6nEbWS7uB%2FvbiakMHx6BC1Bye98RRButqcUJhPZJyqf8dGu0Z3Wj%2FDgHATHuzXYxb9zBQ4tT3JjQA4KawBJAp%2FdNJldXn8W3DBIksZVyx6xQerpy01kTI%2Bo%2Fy6BWTtPm5C1%2F%2BSZ%2BMPK6hPorKPY3Y49LxqPSl9SFIvVirBas%2BC15WfIC7BHHt22HdZjeflISablj8wes3Q7Fc%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR8aH366zYw
  9. There's also that. I don't go out in that kind of weather, (well, actually I don't LIVE where it's that kind of weather), but if I did, I doubt that I'd be going any further that the Walmart.
  10. I think that if I was going hiking and there was the slightest chance that I'd wind up not getting back on schedule, I'd carry a lighter. I already carry a bunch of stuff as my EDC, a lighter wouldn't add much to it.
  11. It's been so long since I read them that I didn't remember that there were so many! In fact I haven't even heard them mentioned in years. Glad that you're a fan. Maybe you're not so weird. Or maybe I am. (Don't tell anybody I said that last part.)
  12. In another X Man movie, we see Wolverine shot in the head. The bullet penetrates, but then is pushed out of the entrance wound, which then heals. I'm glad that somebody else has read the "Casca, the Eternal Mercenary" series. Actually, Casca is much older than 300. He's over 2000 years old. He was a Roman soldier at Christ's Crucifiction. He's the soldier that thrust the spear into Christ. Christ looked down at him, saying, "Soldier, are you happy with what you are? For that is what you will remain until I return." Very interesting series, written, (in case you didn't notice) by Barry Sadler, the Soldier that sung "The Ballad of the Green Beret".
  13. Don't ask Brandon. He'll probably tell you that he spoke to him just last week.
  14. I remembered this from some years ago referencing that very idea. I didn't write this, I'm not this clever, but I certainly agree with it. I present, THE MAN RULES: Please note: These are all numbered"1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. (FIRST & FOREMOST RULE) 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think your fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, We meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done. Not both. if you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched... We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle... 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics As Football or Hockey. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight. But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
  15. Red is correct. I haven't been a paying member for years, and I'm still here. And it's my understanding that unless you TELL the SASS office different, (change Alias or maybe die), they never reissue an Alias.
  16. Of course not. Order TWO! Then, set them in your front yard for those outdoor parties.
  17. Well, let's see here. A DC3 has a gross weight of 25,200 pounds fully loaded. Of that weight, it's cargo capacity is 6,000 pounds. Even empty, I doubt that a pilot would notice an extra 150 pounds.
  18. My wife ask me what I was planning on doing today. I told her "Nothing." She said "That's what you did YESTERDAY!" I said, "I wasn't done!"
  19. Have you heard disney's latest idea? "Pirates of the Caribbean", with a female, black Captain, and no Jack Sparrow.
  20. Of COURSE it's unrealistic. We all know that baby Kal El had powers as soon as he landed on Earth!
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