Pat Riot

I don’t know what to tell you. The ones I have been in were dirty. Dust on shelves and products and the floors were atrocious.

They don’t! And they don’t clean either. My wife reminded me of the other 2 Aldi’s I visited in Austria and Sacramento. That makes 4 filthy unkempt stores.

I have been in 2 Aldi’s. That was once too many. I tend to shy away from any store that one has to have a cultural knowledge base to participate in a store’s shopping experience. #%$& That! That and both stores looked like the cleaning crew was part of the grocery bagging team.

Yes

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Yes, hold fireworks in your non-dominant hand and use a long necked lighter or fireplace match in your dominant hand. You’re Welcome.

Sorry…it’s a day late so we are one our way to 2050. YeeeeeeHawwwwww

Rest in Peace, Mr. Madsen. Thank you for the movies.

I got to Great Lakes at the end of May in ‘79. Boot Camp in summer in the Chicago area SUCKS! Hot and humid. The days I hated most were the days we had to wear those (censored) rain coats and march around on a (censored) grinder for 2 hours. Hot and humid and sweaty, hot and wet. Then winter came like a sun setting in the west. It was hot, then it was cold! Really cold…Really (censored) cold. I spent 10 months there. In 2008 I was offered the position of Asst Director of Rail Operations in Chicago. It was a cold call job offer. All I had to do was say “Yes”. The job was mine and the salary was quite high. I declined the offer. Money isn’t everything. In 1980 I got to experience heat like @PowderRiverCowboy spoke of in the IO and Persian Gulf. Afternoon temps often hit above 120℉. The Indian Ocean was such a weird place. The ocean could be as flat and still as a farm pond in the early morning. Zero breeze and 125 degrees. The soles of your boots stick to the deck if you don’t keep moving your feet. It was so weird there it fascinated me…until we’d been there for 4 1/2 months. By then it was pretty (censored) old. We didn’t carry 75 pounds worth of gear though. I cannot imagine what that would be like with the dust and wind combined with heat. The hottest place I have ever been is still Puerto Rico. 98℉ and 98% humidity had me wishing for days in the IO. No wonder Puerto Ricans can be a testy bunch. They grew up in that (censored).

In PA the DFG would do the same things. I was driving home from work and a I saw 3 game wardens setting up an elk on a hillside. I thought “This is hilarious! Do they think people will actually shoot that thing?” So I hooked a left and went up the hill and parked so I could see the road below and the stuffed elk on the hillside on the other side of the road. About 10 minutes later I see my idiot brother-in-law in his idiotic looking black truck on the road and it slows down. He sees the elk. He pulls off and gets out of his truck then reaches behind the seat and pulls out his rifle. Moral Dilemma: Do I let him shoot and get busted or do I yell at him and tell him the DFG is watching? I would like to say I took the high road. I did not. He fired once. He lowered his rifle and looked at the elk. He fired again then stood there in shock that the deer didn’t move. That’s when the DFG rolled up along with a State Trooper car. Idiot brother-in-law arrested. That show was well worth the price of admission. I watched them bust two more idiots before going home. There were no elk in PA in 1989. These guys just could not help themselves. I did tell my wife about her brother. She laughed and told me I was a bad man. I think he paid a $1000 fine for his transgression.