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A friend of mine used to do that in his car. Turn the engine off if it was riding down the road at 40 50 mph, pump the gas two or three times then turn the ignition back on. Always a backfire and occasionally a little flamethrower. Until he did it one day and his muffler went flying down the street. Oops.

I noticed we have two people clicked on the confused button. Both of them from other countries. Huh. There used to be a singer (ODed in 2016) named Prince. Then, for some reason known only to himself, he legally changed his name to an unpronounceable symbol. After that whenever he was mentioned in a newspaper or magazine or on television or whatever, they didn't call him Prince. They called him "the artist formerly known as Prince".

"Remind them who is running this joint". You mean the British?

If I was going to be shot I'd rather be shot with a 22 than a 45. Stand a better chance of not dying.

Let's say I committed crime and leave the country and go to England. England has an extradition treaty with the US, so the British cops arrest me, and an American cop goes over to England and picks me up and brings me back over here to stand trial. But let's say I don't go to England, but instead go to Lower Slobovia, which does not have an extradition treaty with us. So I stand there blowing a raspberry while giving a double Hawaiian peace sign to the American cops, because they can't arrest me. But what if the American cops come sneaking in the dead of the night, and shot me with a tranquilizer gun, and snuck me on an airplane and flew me back to the States. What, if anything, can or will Lower Slobovia do about it?

I was visiting my daughter. My oldest granddaughter was in either first or second grade - don't remember. But her homework involved vowel sounds. Her worksheet had a list of vowel sounds, and she was supposed to make words using these vowel sounds. Example - at. She needed to come up with six words that have the vowel sound "at". I told her to just start at the beginning of the alphabet and go down the line. Bat, cat, fat, hat, mat. Simple. Once she had those six words, go to the next vowel sound and start up where she left off on the alphabet. One of the vowel sounds was UN. So we had BUN, and we had DUN, and we had FUN, and we had GUN --- and she interrupted me and said that they were not allowed to use that word. It apparently was an evil word and could not be used in school work. Interesting. otto does not know the word dun. How do you get somebody to pay money they owe you if you can't dun them? What color is that horse? Is Don Edwards going to have to sing about a zebra?

Never heard the whole thing before. Little girl sings the first verse in The Philadelphia Story.

That's where I got the $23 price from. Amazon.

If you use eucalyptus leaves as dunny paper, when you fart in a crowded room does it clear everybody's sinuses?

This was a new one to me. A tactical toilet paper carrier. You take the cardboard roll out of the middle of the toilet paper, then zip it into your tactical carrier, and pull it out the hole in the top. You're unrolling it from the inside of the roll. And only $22.99 US. Wowzer.

And I see Injun Ryder beat me to it.

You posted this 2 hours ago. It wasn't really that funny (but didn't need THAT IT NEEDED you moron) to be posted twice.

I presume that's supposed to be a depiction of Australia, but it looks more like two boobs in a crop top.

You've never seen tactical toilet paper? It's camouflage. Because fools will buy anything if it's tactical.

It's hard to tell because that's really a crappy picture, but that swamp cat looks like a crocodile. The snout looks real narrow. Too narrow to be an alligator. Which should make that an Aussie swamp cat