Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

So, ...... how did you guys fare in your recent election ? ... something different, ...... or more of the same ? We have a federal election tomorrow (sat.) Sunday is vote counting day MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH UTH ! ....... AND IT WATHN'T 🤥

...... we don't got a Walmart anywhere 'round here 🙃

I stand corrected; ......... it's the imperial that's sinister I'll say no more 😇

....... your metric stormtrooper is left-handed, ......... seems sinister to me ....... 🙃

..... on retrospect, .... I'd probably prefer the other way 'round ......... meybe ..... 🫡

........... well, ..... petrol is about $2/ litre on this side of the "ditch" ............. and don't forget that there's only 3.8 litres in a US gallon ; unlike the 4.45 litres in a real gallon (😜)

.............. told you so ......... 🙃

...... the Great Victor Borge(a) did a track on 'vocal' punctuation ......... funny as all getout ... 🙃

..... was that whilst he was on first ???

...... well, ....you are !

I'm pretty sure that it'll leave a mark ......... 🤔

........ maybe, ..... maybe not ....... ....... but be assured it/they want to kill you ....... 🥸

no, ..... but some idiot decided to contaminate them with nuts ...... 🤢

looks like an escapee from the Walmart asylum ...... 🤪 ....... 'sides ...... (s)he's wearing camo to not be seen ......🤢

......... now you can see why the Aus Dollar is only worth 66US cents ......... 🤔

........ hey!! this is a gift ..... we don't hafta nothing 🤫

......... ya know .... it's April 1st ........ it's nearly "yet" 🙃

wattinellizzit? 🤔

....................... only 9 shopping months to go ! 🙃

..................... so the first plates were "vanity" plates .......... ? ........ 😇

I saw the same sign on the back of a Toyota Land Cruiser (soccer mum/ grocery getter/ take the children to school) station wagon in a supermarket parking lot just yesterday 🤪

........ them things will penetrate up through your footwear, no matter what footwear you are wearing ......... and they're worse if you aren't wearing any .....🥸

...... a question, if I may, ............ whazzat white stuff ? 🙃