Wallaby Jack, SASS #44062

............ but DON'T stand in front of it ............. 😉

AND ammo ! ....

" you canno change the laws of physics ...." 🙃

.... errrrrr, ...... ok

no tomato ??? chefs tend to ruin food I'd rather be fed by a COOK ........ please

........ more likely hot

............. mine too ....................... again. 🥰

...... for those curious souls, ....... R.A.C.Q. is the Royal Auto Club of Queensland.

my preference is to halve them, spread them with REAL butter and a smear of Vegemite. .... the thickness of the "spread" and the "smear" is personal choice. 🙃

I thought they lost 'cause the other team ............. ......... won. 😉

...... and the condensate on the icecream or the milk makes the bag soggy and weak and the bottom falls out of the bag, that you just paid 25cents for, and spreads your groceries all over Paddys' half acre. 😱

NOTE: probably better to get the plugs BEFORE you drill the holes .... ........... please don't ask me how I know this ..... <blush>

Ernie is looking olde ............ .............................so am I

corks ordinary soft drink bottles are a close fit too ......... better if they're dry first 😉

............now you've done it .........

....... and then he farted in my general direction ..... 🥸

Cold Lake Kid has the money to pay, ....... he was flashing it about on the "pennies" thread. ...... I can't afford to pay attention ... 🥲

Dear Uncle Forty, If you keep holding back like that you're going to do yourself an internal injury ........ 🙃

I hope they put all the bits away when they finish with it; .... wouldn't want to step on any, barefoot, ..... in the middle of the night. 🥸

........... so is a dirty mind ......... 😇

so .......... how long will a 10 penny nail be now ? 🙃

naaahh ............ wrong Cardassions ....

............. in the freezer ...

thanks but I'll stick with bovine squeezings ........ like God intended

yeah, 'specially with French & Latin influences ......🙃