Regulators Reckoning, TN State Match

[Chickamauga Slim]

We are only a few weeks away from the TN State Championship Match. If you've procrastinated until the last minute, it is now upon you. Mail that application in NOW for the few remaining slots, or miss out on the best match to be held in Wartrace, TN this year.

 

If you've never been to Wartrace, I've come up with a test to let you know when you have arrived.

 

1. If you are in the only place where the buzzards circle counter clockwise - you may be in Wartrace.

2. If the women are pretty and the men are tolerable - you may be in Wartrace.

3. If the targets are painted and the ladies are not -   you may be in Wartrace.

4. If you mistake Imis' hat for a solar eclipse -  you may be in Wartrace.

5. If your GPS says "ya got me?" - you may be in Wartrace.

6. If every restaurant in a 50 mile radius is mysteriously out of bananna pudding -  you may be in Wartrace.

 

[Randy Saint Eagle, SASS # 64903]

I can't say what the door prizes at this years Friday Night Dinner and Side Match Awards will be but I can show you a picture of last years (which looked a lot like the year before that and the year before that and the year before that and the year before that, etc!!)  YOU MUST BE PRESENT TO WIN!!

 

 

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[Imis Twohofon,SASS # 46646]

If we cant beat you fair and square (there is a good chance of that) we will award you a hangover of massive proportions. It's not a hat, it's an umbrella with a fat stick.

 

Imis YALL COME