Buckshot Bear Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 94 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.Defense Attorney: Did you know him?Little Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?Little Old Lady: He started to rub my thigh.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?Little Old Lady: No, I didn't stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: He began to rub my chest.Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?Little Old Lady: No, I did not stop him.Defense Attorney: Why not?Little Old Lady: His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!Defense Attorney: What happened next?Little Old Lady: Well, by then, I was feeling so 'spicy' that I just laid down and told him 'Take me, young man. Take me now!'Defense Attorney: Did he take you?Little Old Lady: Hell, no! He just yelled, ' April Fool!' And that's when I shot him, the little bastard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 We the jury find this a case of justifiable homicide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted January 17, 2022 Share Posted January 17, 2022 There used to be a radio segment, Neil Chayette, Looking at the Law. There was one segment he called the Little Old Lady Law, basically the little old lady gets the benefit of the doubt in any proceeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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