Are my eyes deceiving me?

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Sgt. C.J. Sabre, SASS #46770]

Sounds like a lot of people with nothing better to do.

[Alpo]

My granddaughter sent me that picture. Said it was hard to tell whether the legs were shiny or not. I told her they looked shiny to me, but I wasn't sure they were legs.

[Pat Riot]

I thought they were malformed hotdogs.