Were you one who played with your food as a child?

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

 

[Subdeacon Joe]

Food for the soul. 

[Sixgun Sheridan]

Something tells me those musicians are so poor they have to eat their instruments afterwards.

[Alpo]

They show the guy pounding on the pumpkin, and then he says, "This is good. I'll take it".

 

What they don't show is the four or five he pounded on before, and rejected because the sound was not correct. And they don't show the poor schlub who shows up afterwards, buys a pumpkin and after he's got it home discovers that somebody has beat the hell out of it.