Woman Changes Mind For a Few Minutes

[Subdeacon Joe 18,420]

LOS ANGELES, CA—Local woman and self-described feminist Ruby Alexis decided to temporarily shelve her firmly held belief that gender is nothing but a social construct while her boyfriend changed her car’s flat tire on the side of the road, sources confirmed Tuesday.

 

 

“I don’t know how to do this stuff—c’mon, you’re the boyyy,” the staunch progressive reportedly reasoned during the phone call.

Alexis’s boyfriend agreed to come to her rescue, enabling her brief bout of patriarchal, socially regressive sexism.

[Badlands Bob #61228 1,147]

Sooner or later, they will all admit that they need us to open that stubborn jar of spaghetti sauce.

[Noz 1,540]

If it weren't for can openers and door knobs, cats would rule the world.