Today's attempt at Humor

[Shotgun Willie Nelson]

Inspired by, Charlie T Waite's "Cleaning The Rig Before Going To A Match"

 

A modern Pennsylvania State Trooper pulled over an Amish Woman in her buggy.

When asked why she was pulled over the Trooper told her, "First of all, your slow moving vehicle sign is about to fall off ."

The woman replied, "When I get home, I'll have my husband, Jacob Look at it."

The Trooper then said, "Your left wheel is loose."

Again the woman said, "I'll have my husband Jacob look at it when I get home." 

The Trooper added, "And that rope you have tied around the horse's testicles has to go, that's cruelty to animals."

Again the woman said she'd get her husband to look at it.

She went on her way, back home and told her husband about what had happened, saying, "The Trooper said he was going to give me a ticket the next time he saw me if I didn't get three things fixed. The first one was the slow moving vehicle sign is about to fall off."

Jacob told her, "Not a problem, fix it right away, I will."

She then told him, "And the left wheel is loose."

"I'll fix it too. What was the third thing?"

She paused briefly before saying, "I don't remember exactly, but it had something to do with the emergency brakes."

 

[Okie Sawbones, SASS #77381]

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I would have thought that was the accelerator.