Trigger Mike Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 i told my wife the funny jokes someone put on here about the guy who asked his wife if it was her final answer and if so could he phone a friend. Since I could not sleep last night having drank coffee after 8PM to settle my blood sugar down after her sweet lemon desert I decided to have some fun and kid with her. She was sleeping good so I woke her up and complained I could not sleep and could I phone a friend. She replied, "sure, phone a friend that will hit you on the head so you will go to sleep. " I said what kind of friend would hit me in the head to which she replied, "the kind of friend that knows you need to go to sleep" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allie Mo, SASS No. 25217 Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 You woke her up for that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G W Wade Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Thought of a joke that follows your story. Man wakes his wife inquiring about sex. NO she says. Is that your final answer I reply. YES she says. Can I phone a friend was my reply. No it didn't go well either. GW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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