Red Logan #12252 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Oklahoma Bank robber A hooded robber burst into an Oklahoma bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Oklahoma customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak Then, one old Okie redneck raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Oklahoma Bank robber A hooded robber burst into an Oklahoma bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash. On his way out the door, a brave Oklahoma customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation. He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence. The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?" There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly too afraid to speak Then, one old Okie redneck raised his hand and said, "My wife got a pretty good look at you." I knew Okie would do something like that to his wife - the shame...... GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noz Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 We recently had a robber run into a convienence store and demand all of the cash. the clerk said "NO". The robber hesitated and then ran. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984 Posted December 27, 2011 Share Posted December 27, 2011 I must have met the same robber. I told him I had no money but was willing to write him a check for a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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