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[Red Logan #12252]

Oklahoma Bank robber

 

 

 

A hooded robber burst into an Oklahoma bank and forced the tellers to

load a sack full of cash.

 

On his way out the door, a brave Oklahoma customer grabbed the hood

and pulled it off, revealing

 

the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.

 

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking

straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the

bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor

in silence.

 

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

 

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly

too afraid to speak

 

Then, one old Okie redneck raised his hand and said,

"My wife got a pretty good look at you."

[Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L]

Oklahoma Bank robber

 

 

 

A hooded robber burst into an Oklahoma bank and forced the tellers to

load a sack full of cash.

 

On his way out the door, a brave Oklahoma customer grabbed the hood

and pulled it off, revealing

 

the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.

 

He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking

straight at him. The robber instantly shot him also. Everyone in the

bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor

in silence.

 

The robber yelled, "Well, did anyone else see my face?"

 

There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly

too afraid to speak

 

Then, one old Okie redneck raised his hand and said,

"My wife got a pretty good look at you."

 

 

I knew Okie would do something like that to his wife - the shame......

 

GG ~

[Noz]

We recently had a robber run into a convienence store and demand all of the cash. the clerk said "NO". The robber hesitated and then ran.

[Marshal Mo Hare, SASS #45984]

I must have met the same robber. I told him I had no money but was willing to write him a check for a million dollars.