Oklahomabound Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Supper tonight was smoked ham, and baked beans with a salad.. .. and uh.. maybe straight up .. K?...lol the fancy stuff really gets me high on sugar and on Booze.. not a good thing.. lol Then drink this: Evening Beer Stuff you need: * 2 oz Vodka * 12 oz Beer (Special Brew) * 2 dashes Tabasco sauce * 1 pinch Celery salt Put it together like this: Add freezer chilled vodka to frosted glass, add tabasco and celery salt, top up with very cold very strong lager. enjoy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Supper tonight was smoked ham, and baked beans with a salad.. .. and uh.. maybe straight up .. K?...lol the fancy stuff really gets me high on sugar and on Booze.. not a good thing.. lol Yyyuuummm........Yyyuuummm...............YYYUUUMMM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Then drink this: Evening Beer Stuff you need: * 2 oz Vodka * 12 oz Beer (Special Brew) * 2 dashes Tabasco sauce * 1 pinch Celery salt Put it together like this: Add freezer chilled vodka to frosted glass, add tabasco and celery salt, top up with very cold very strong lager. enjoy Hey, ya know what dey say bout mixin' yur booze !! I'd be drivin' dat big white bus on da bathroom floor !!! A shot of wishkey.........talk bout da sunset fer 15 mins.....nother shot of wishkey....talk bout da day, Den bed time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Then drink this: Evening Beer Stuff you need: * 2 oz Vodka * 12 oz Beer (Special Brew) * 2 dashes Tabasco sauce * 1 pinch Celery salt Put it together like this: Add freezer chilled vodka to frosted glass, add tabasco and celery salt, top up with very cold very strong lager. enjoy Now that sounds interesting.. but since my table dance in TX, I have pretty much watched my booze.. lol.. i am a real light weight.. so I will try it with about half a dose.. I love the Tabasco sauce.. and celery salt.. But 2 ounces of vodka is a lot for me.. lo... It does sound good.. lol.. I have to try that.. The beer is what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Now that sounds interesting.. but since my table dance in TX, I have pretty much watched my booze.. lol.. i am a real light weight.. so I will try it with about half a dose.. I love the Tabasco sauce.. and celery salt.. But 2 ounces of vodka is a lot for me.. lo... It does sound good.. lol.. I have to try that.. The beer is what? Was dat YOU ??? Lordy.....Can ya ever dance, Deja!! I'm a happy drunk. One time in a bar in Texas, I had one too many and I got down , grabed my knees, asked Godleski (A Montana cowboy and best freind) what am I ? He said , "UUHH ??" I asked gain, "What da He77 am I ?"" He said "Don't know" I said "I'm a strike !!!" and started roolin' down da dance floor, knockin' folks down and such !! Dat was a good nite........lest till mornin' !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Was dat YOU ??? Lordy.....Can ya ever dance, Deja!! I'm a happy drunk. One time in a bar in Texas, I had one too many and I got down , grabed my knees, asked Godleski (A Montana cowboy and best freind) what am I ? He said , "UUHH ??" I asked gain, "What da He77 am I ?"" He said "Don't know" I said "I'm a strike !!!" and started roolin' down da dance floor, knockin' folks down and such !! Dat was a good nite........lest till mornin' !! No I can not dance apaches.. lol.. Dad taught me the fox trot the box waltz the spent his time scaring the heck out of every boy that came around.. lo... Course no one did those dances anymore, so I was a real hit at the high school dances.. lo.. But i was a prety good cheerleader.. lol.. The texas thing with with three sisters with the letter M in their first names.. lo... One could really tap I could not, nor could i hold my booze and I did prove that. you might say your date gets a bit upset when your loaded dancing on a table and your partner falls off and you jump into the waiting arms of several Tx cowboys.. lo... I was not real poplular for a couple days with him.. lol.. But, at least i did not break my ankle like she did.. lol.. So, the booze went away, and I became a very sober kind a gal when it comes to booze. And still am.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Now that sounds interesting.. but since my table dance in TX, I have pretty much watched my booze.. lol.. i am a real light weight.. so I will try it with about half a dose.. I love the Tabasco sauce.. and celery salt.. But 2 ounces of vodka is a lot for me.. lo... It does sound good.. lol.. I have to try that.. The beer is what? ...a very strong lager... This style of beer is somewhat like a European version of a Malt Liquor, the main difference being that they usually do not use corn or rice like Malt Liquors. This means that they have higher levels of malt and are sometimes all malt. The alcohol content is usually over 7%. Some examples are: 1. Dogfish Head Prescription Pils 2. Amstel Gold 3. Gulpener Gladiator 4. Dieu du Ciel 6e Soir 5. Clipper City Heavy Seas Small Craft Warning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 ...a very strong lager... This style of beer is somewhat like a European version of a Malt Liquor, the main difference being that they usually do not use corn or rice like Malt Liquors. This means that they have higher levels of malt and are sometimes all malt. The alcohol content is usually over 7%. Some examples are: 1. Dogfish Head Prescription Pils 2. Amstel Gold 3. Gulpener Gladiator 4. Dieu du Ciel 6e Soir 5. Clipper City Heavy Seas Small Craft Warning So, I need to go at about 1/2 to a 1/4 then once you add the vodka in that is a lot of booze for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty Morgan Posted September 19, 2010 Author Share Posted September 19, 2010 Sounds like a beer you can chew? Guiness works in a pinch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 ...whut's fer breakfast? ...who's cookin' this morning??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 you know I love horses, always have.. Cousin.. lol But, no i am not dreaming of him,, but yeah I am dreaming..loll. The song by Sugarland "settin" I keep humming that one.. lol.. I think i need a Saloon.. lol Cuzzin Deja darlin', Yer has ol Bill in tears and he cant sleep at night now since ya fergot him. Kin ya see the tears? http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/Ja...rlow/OlBill.jpg Now Hawk, dunt get no ideas here about Bill being a designated driver, He Likes Beer. Wimmin too. He gets Lost a lot. MS & Bill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 ...missed breakfast and lunch, whut's fer supper???????? ...and ring the bell when it's time to eat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Soup and crackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 Cuzzin Deja darlin', Yer has ol Bill in tears and he cant sleep at night now since ya fergot him. Kin ya see the tears? http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/Ja...rlow/OlBill.jpg Now Hawk, dunt get no ideas here about Bill being a designated driver, He Likes Beer. Wimmin too. He gets Lost a lot. MS & Bill Well den, how bout Okie Sawbones den . He's been designated and a driver fer a long time I hear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 19, 2010 Share Posted September 19, 2010 ...whut's fer breakfast? ...who's cookin' this morning??? Dat be me, Ole Hawk. Now fer breakfast, we'll start out with cowboy coffee, pipein' hot. Den as ya are sippin' dat I'll sevre up scrambled eggs, bear bacon, cat-head biscuits and red eye gravy. Got some grits, ifin ya want'em. Better eat up alot cuz dinner time gonna come and go without notice here. Now fer supper, I'll be fixin' S.O.B. stew. My Great Grandpaw's way !!! YYYUUUMMM..............YYYUUUMM !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Sassy fixed Surf n' Turf fer dinner, MMMmmmmmighty good, Oh, and corn on the cobb Looks good fer a match on Saturday, sure do love me new sxs Stoeger, slick n fast. BP only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Cuzzin Deja darlin', Yer has ol Bill in tears and he cant sleep at night now since ya fergot him. Kin ya see the tears? http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o187/Ja...rlow/OlBill.jpg Now Hawk, dunt get no ideas here about Bill being a designated driver, He Likes Beer. Wimmin too. He gets Lost a lot. MS & Bill lol.. Bill will get over me... by the next hay bale.. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 ...whut!!!!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I missed breakfast.... ...whut's fer lunch??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I missed breakfast.... ...whut's fer lunch??????? Tuna n' Tofu Surprise, stale chips an a tall glass of warm pickle juice...iz that fer here er ta go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 Tuna n' Tofu Surprise, stale chips an a tall glass of warm pickle juice...iz that fer here er ta go? Embalmed cucumber juice? Thats what a Bishop told me it was, kinda took out the joy of pickles. I like Saurkrout juice warmed up,bout the same eh. Good fer yer health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 20, 2010 Share Posted September 20, 2010 I went with the homemade vegetable beef soup.... ....no msg's ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Sounds good OKB, nothing likr home cooked eh. SNOW Yep, Mandan North Dakota, my Brother called and said it melted real quick, sun musta come out. Gonna clear up and get warm fer the match here on Saturday, new stages and targets, were gonna have 10 here soon, with a long range even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deja Vous Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Surf and turf? So, you make the steak RARE ... but black on the outside with tons of garlic paste.. the surf has to be broiled or course on the grill with draw garlic butter. and a salad.. or broccoli with EVOO and garlic.. lol. And a lot of seasoning pepper.. i am in heaven but still alive.. lol And a glass of wine Menage A Trois they have red or white.. what I like is the blending of three grapes, but hey a beer would work too.. loll. Fine dinning...lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 WHAT ??? AINT NO BODY GONNA EAT MY BREAKFAST AND DINNER AND SUPPER ????? I'LL JUST THROW IT ALL OUT WITH DA DISH WATER !!!!! I'LL COOK FER Y'ALL NO MORE!!!! SO, WHO'S DOIN' DA DISHES ???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ...well, the supper consisted of one of them thar little tubs of orange yorgut.... ...eatin' healthy is fer the birds. ...whar's the steak and taters??????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Surf and turf? So, you make the steak RARE ... but black on the outside with tons of garlic paste.. the surf has to be broiled or course on the grill with draw garlic butter. and a salad.. or broccoli with EVOO and garlic.. lol. And a lot of seasoning pepper.. i am in heaven but still alive.. lol And a glass of wine Menage A Trois they have red or white.. what I like is the blending of three grapes, but hey a beer would work too.. loll. Fine dinning...lol MMMMMmmmmighty good. Hawk kin do the dishes, if I do em, it's paper plates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ...whut's fer breakfast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ...bowl of cheerios... ...let's hope lunch is better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Ya gotta get here early fer breakfast...but still got sum cat head bisquits left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 Looks like "1 Pan Dandy", Sassy's cookin, Bacon too and WW Toast wid some Booberry jam. Catless Cawfee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 ...a nice fresh veggie salad and 2 slices of pepperroni pizza.... ...wonder whut's cookin' fer supper????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted September 21, 2010 Share Posted September 21, 2010 PIZZA maybe, er a bowel of Clam Chowder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 MMMMMmmmmighty good. Hawk kin do the dishes, if I do em, it's paper plates. Uh...................NO!!! No body eatin' my cookin' .............I aint doin' da dirty cracory......... Anit buyin' too !!!! (I feel rejected.........I need a group hug......Females only please!!!!!!!! ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oklahomabound Posted September 22, 2010 Share Posted September 22, 2010 ...looks like all the women folks left.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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