Buckshot Bear

I'd like something like this Wallaby - https://www.sheds.com.au/large-sheds/

Gee Forty, hurry up and get your backside back here mate!!!!! Don't you chase those good lookin' nurses too much!!!

I'm a murderer ........

That was pretty funny!!!

Way too long....Aussies would be D'bros

‘RABBITERS’ with their catch at Northampton, Western Australia.-1947 Western Australia With a sporterised SMLE .303

As an elderly man left a pottery class, he patted himself down, looking for his car keys. They were not in his pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly, he realised that he must have left them in the car. Frantically, he headed for the parking lot. His wife had scolded him many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. His theory was that the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His wife's theory is that the car will be stolen. As he burst through the doors, he came to a terrifying conclusion: her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. He immediately called the police. He gave them his location, confessing that he had left the keys in the car and that it had been stolen. Then he had to make the most difficult call of all, and that was to tell his wife what happened. "Honey," he stammered, "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen." There was a period of awkward silence. He thought the call had been dropped, but then he heard her voice. "You fool!" she barked, "I dropped you off!" Now it was his turn to be silent. Embarrassed, he said, "Well, come and get me." "I will," she retorted, "Just as soon as I convince this cop to take the bloody handcuffs off!"

Its American style cheese, but made in Oz from Oz dairy cows.

God works in mysterious ways, if some filthy heathens enter a church intent on murdering and slaughtering worshippers therein and they get blown out of their shoes and dropped straight into hell..........

Macca's down here tried it out - McDonald's Australia launched "The Serious Lamb Burger" and a "Taster" wrap in August 2012, featuring a 100% Australian lamb patty, beetroot, and aioli. Developed over 18 months to target local tastes, the limited-time menu item was initially popular but was removed from the menu in 2013 due to slow sales.

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which is better - skip a dose or double dose? It would GREATLY depend on the medication Alpo. Take care mate, OK.

It just makes total sense to me.

What do you call a kangaroo with no tail? A hopless case.

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato

Sundays are always a little sad, but the day before it is a sadder day.

I gotta' remember this....I can get some milage outta' this!!!!!!!!

I've had my Ruger SR1911 .45acp apart at least a hundred times now, I haven't made a scratch yet putting the slide stop back in place, but I sure can't say it's an easy process for me. Is there any secret sauce method???