Canton Chris

Sad state of affairs

Paul Williams

Flock of sheep rolling down the road when I was on a bike ride!

Family Sunday Dinner! Bucky looking at me through the kitchen window.

A unique looking kitty!

The airstream was photoshopped in.

Confucius say, “Don’t leave d*mn lid off rice container!”

Striking similarities!

So, Lee Trevino was being interviewed & was asked about the pressure of making a putt with thousands of dollars of prize money on the line. Lee responds by saying, “That’s not pressure. Pressure is making a ten dollar putt with only five dollars in your pocket!”

Probably posted before but still funny!

This is where we need a “disgusting” emoji!

Pork (bacon) Fried Rice Take 5 or 6 slices of bacon & slice into small pieces. Start stir frying until the bacon grease releases & bacon is cooked the way you like it, then add 1/2 cup of chopped onions & 1 tsp chopped garlic. Fry until translucent, crack 2 or 3 eggs & scramble them until done. Add 4 cups cooked but cooled or cold white rice (if you use hot rice you’ll end up with a mushy mess). Pour roughly a tbsp of cooking oil as you stir, add 2 tbsp of oyster sauce, 1 tbsp sesame oil, 1 or so tbsp soy sauce more or less to your taste & some black pepper. Stir fry until nicely mixed & hot. Topped with chopped green onions & your ready! I also like it with sriracha on top & you can add frozen peas, carrots or any vegetables you want when you put in the rice! The pic’s of the brands I use but any will do! You can also use different proteins like diced chicken, sautéed beef, diced spam, ect.