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I know, right?

In this country, Kix was/is a kid’s breakfast cereal.

Whoever manufactures them in Fargo…

…and after the beep on the firing line.

I always loved landing on dirt/sod instead of concrete. There’s something primal about it - like black powder instead of smokeless.

Looks like an airstrip on the edge of the property in the third pic.

Of “corse”…

Which is why I haven’t watched one in the last 20 years.

The best thing to come out of Iowa is I-35… Apologies to my Iowa pards. That’s a cheesy Kansas City joke!

Bet he works for the gummint.

I did the same, but didn’t consult Snopes. There is no story to be found about this supposed person. I’m amazed people fall for this s**t.

Tax breaks ARE subsidies and they are never-ending. Take away the taxpayer support and the entire green energy gambit dies overnight. Now, let’s take this dead horse topic to a new thread and leave this meme thread alone.

If it was efficient or practical, they’d be doing it by now. I’ll defer to the shipping operators who know to make a buck.

I’m offended.

That’s why they swam to salt water.

I was thinking Jiffy Pop…

It appears Brian also keeps his sidewalk clear. We need Brians.

My wife laughed out loud at that one!

True story: I showed this to my wife who read the whole thing. I noticed as she was reading she glanced at my thumb.

I’m thinking it’s for the nausea after eating the parts. Then the donuts will taste better for dessert.

No, the meme was excellent. And a perfect set up for the joke!

That was funnier than the meme!

Dontcha just want to slap that spoiled look right off her face?

Galvanized won’t bend like that. If you zoom in, you can just see the sweated joint under the M of Plumber.