Cypress Sun

I beg to differ...

What a coincidence. I took all of the creams and lotions on the bathroom counter and put them in one big bottle, Same thing with all of those colored little bottles with the brushes attached to the cap. Saved a ton of space on the counter and wait til you see how I saved space in the shower!

Good luck....

Naw, that's an American arachnid...gotta be toilet paper. If that's Australia, that's a paper towel roll with a baby spider on it.

That's the employees. They must pay them by the pound.

Dummies...

Heard today in Home Depot. Been a while since I heard this one.

What a wimp. Never extended the ladder and a water cushioned safety net AND working on low voltage. Probably even has a square to round bushing on the ladder...p**** Yes, I've worked out of a bucket truck before.

During an interview with Bill Withers, the interviewer pointed out the "Ain't No Sunshine" was not proper use of the English language. He replied "I know, I know, I know, I know...."

One of the great storytellers of our time who left us way before his time. Great song, Thanks

#5...just because I hate the saying.

Ya know, I was thinking about the Easter egg hunts when I was a kid. They always used real boiled eggs, left out all day sometimes, peeled and eaten after all of them were found. I didn't die...huh. Do people still use real eggs? I thought it was the plastic eggs with candy inside these days.

Woke up with this in my head this morning...

Definitely won't have to worry about any bent carrots for a while either.

I don't think that I've ever heard this and I've heard a bunch of Tull. Thanks Blackwater!

A couple of minutes????? YOU DA MAN!!!

I can hear the current occupant now "I can remember when I threw for 300 yards in the National Championship while I was playing for...uh...you know...that college, yeah...those were the days, weren't they Jill"

Seen today on the tailgate of a jacked up F250 4X4 today... So Long As My Mail Is On Time, I Don't Care About Your Jeep Thing

Back in the day, I had a hand in designing the electrical company's yellow page phone book ad. They were quite expensive. A full page, three color ad was between $10,000 to $15,000 for the year. Full page ads were the first ads you'd see, followed by 3/4 page ads, then 1/2 page, then 1/3 page and so on. If the yellow pages pictured above were in a medium size market, then they were about $2,000 to $3,000 for the year. Gotta sell a lot of pizzas to make that up.

No, I don't. I know your post is in jest but I think that people should be hired because they are the most qualified for the job not because they were stupid enough to cover their face in tattoos and sooner or later had to get a job to feed themselves. Who knows, she may be a great candidate for a certain job. When I used to hire electricians to do residential/commercial service work, I had to look at the entire picture of not just ability and knowledge but also how this person would represent the company to the public. This woman may have been the best service electrician in Florida...but there's no way that I could have her representing the company in a service capacity with the facial tattoos. She would be relegated to commercial construction only directly because of her choice to have her tattoos on her face. Could this be discrimination? Maybe, but she made that choice, not me.