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I dunno, obese cop chasing a punk with his pants around his ankles. Probably be a sight to see and even better video.

I was in a local Albertsons supermarket (no longer there) when the lady at the counter where they sell the "custom cut" meat, seafood, stuffed porkchops, etc., announced on the store's PA that if anyone came up and sang a song on the PA, that they would give away a full New York strip steak to the singer. I went up, told they lady "I'll do it". She asked what song and I told her "Wipe Out". She handed me the mike and off I went...a laugh and two words "Wipe Out!". She had obviously never heard wipe out as she was in her early 20's. She said that I had to sing the rest of the song, I said "I did". Another guy standing at the counter said "That's all the words to the song." The steak was delicious.

I still have one of those for when I go camping in a site that has electric. Great for camping, especially breakfast.

Without a doubt.

Maybe the gloves fit now.

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That kind of crap really is annoying...I hate it when it gets all wrapped around the Ditch Witch blades.

On occasion, throw it out Tupperware and all when you're afraid to open it!

Or a sink. I did some electrical work at a middle aged lady's mansion years ago. The plumbers had laid a new sewer line to the street to replace the old terra cotta lines. The General Contractor ordered a "Porta Potty" just for the lady while they were tying in the line with the County. On the day of tie in, I was talking to the GC when she came out of the temp restroom and declared "There's no water to the sink, they put the soap in there but there's no water." I tried not to laugh but I couldn't help it. She didn't think it was funny.

And another!

In honor of all the people sitting in traffic...

Hey, kid...Santa Claus is at the front door...why don't you go take a look.

Isn't that why they make edged weapons?

That must have occurred during the rough-in. Fortunately, at that stage of the game...it's easy to remedy. Later on, not so much. Remedy, educate the person drilling the studs to look on the other side of where you're drilling. Fire the idiot that ran the wire through the riser.

Not for sale.

FDOT had the infinite wisdom to install a traffic info sign over the road on the north side of a southbound overpass. This overpass notoriously usually has traffic stopped directly on the south side of the overpass but you can't see that until you near the crest of the hill. Speed limit is 55 but people are usually doing 70. They look up at the sign that says something like "Distracted driving causes crashes" and then crash into the people stopped dead on the other side of the overpass. It took them a year or so, but they finally moved the sign about 100yds to the south, problem solved...sort of.

Smart ass...how else are ya suppose to see if the damn thing is working...wait till it pops out onto the floor?

I know this is a Meme thread, but that's not what is important right now.

Along the same tubes...

Say nighty night now honey.

Dummy...everyone knows you should use a rope in these situations, not a chain.