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He attached the leash to the dog collar. It's a mosin.

Sure was Short people got No reason Short people got No reason to live Supposedly it was an anti-prejudice song. Say nasty things about somebody that nobody picked on. Instead of saying nasty things about blacks or Indians or whites or Chinese or Jews - say nasty things about short people, so everyone would see how stupid prejudice is. Worked real well, didn't it? Nobody is prejudiced anymore. Way to go Randy.

Milk that is flavored to taste like french fries with chili pepper on it?

The way it is cut, I'm thinking it's a Vegemite Pizza.

For them what don't speak Oz, he's catching crawdads.

But I wanted them all together, like those McDonaldland guys. I wanted Freddy and Puff and Witchiepoo and the little cops and the owl and the little British guy - Jimmy? I wanted them all together in a picture. And I can find group pictures of Puff and the cops and Jimmy and Freddy but Witchiepoo wasn't with them.

And when he grew up, he married Jeanne Robertson.

"But parked in her rickety old garage Is a brand new shiny red super stock Dodge" That's not a barracuda.

I saw this, and immediately thought of HR Pufnstuf, with Freddy the magical talking flute, and Witchiepoo riding around on her voom broom. And I went looking for a picture. I was hoping to find one that had Witchiepoo in it, but no luck. However I did find this extremely interesting piece of information. There were only 17 episodes, and the show ran every Saturday for 15 years. That's almost 800 showings. Damn.

I don't know why, but for some reason I thought this was going to be about the guns used in the movie.

30 bucks. Damn. Well, 23 plus tax plus $5 shipping so yeah, 30 bucks. You get three so that's only $10 each, but you don't have the option just buying one. Thanks Pat. You da man.

That made me think of my bicycle Adventures. I didn't have a cool spider bike like that. I had a full size 26-inch - what they call a cruiser nowadays. I wanted a cooler bike but the parental units kept turning that idea down. I did manage to promote motorcycle handlebars and a banana seat. So I'm riding down the road one day and for some reason I have decided to ride in the gutter. And them big motorcycle handlebars caught a mailbox, and I went sliding down the street. Still have the scars from that one. Another time I am pulling somebody - don't remember if it was a friend or my brother - behind me on my bicycle. He's on a skateboard. We were doing fine until I turn the corner. I had long ago removed the fender from my bicycle, because it was much cooler without fenders. So I turned the corner and the rope comes down behind the seat and the tire grabs it and pulls it down and the bike stopped and I went over the handlebars and slid down the street. No scars from that one. And then there was the time I was trying to do a Pony Express Mount. You know how they would do that in the western movies - run along beside the horse holding on to the saddle horn and JUMP up into the saddle. So I would run along beside my bike and have my left foot onto the pedal and while pushing it down swing on to the bike. That was really cool. Until the time I missed the pedal. And went down on the cobblestones. I remember Mama was more upset that I tore the knee out of my pants than she was about the blood running down my leg.

Well I now see why I could not come up with a song about a barracuda. That first song sounds like a car commercial. The next two apparently were released in the twenties, which is 50 years after the 1960s hot rod car thing. The song about the dance is so stupid it wouldn't have stuck with me, and like I said that last one by heart is not about the car. But I wish to thank everyone for playing.

Actually I know what it is, I just want to know who makes it. I don't know if it's really worth a damn but it looks extremely cool. It's a snap on hammer shroud. It fits over the hammer of your J frame double action revolver, so you can stick it in the pocket and draw it without having the hammer spur catch. And as you pull the trigger double action, the hammer goes backward and knocks that off.

Book I was reading the other day. The protagonist had just graduated from the free Belgian University. And I have no idea what the free Belgium University is, but what it sounds like is college that you don't have to pay for. Like public school, is paid for by taxes. And I think I read once upon a time that at least one of the Scandinavian countries has free college. But I was listening to this guy on YouTube the other day, and he was talking about how the states were different and how in this state this was allowed but in this other state it wasn't allowed, and then he said that some states have free college. What???? Free college? Here in the good old US of A? Does your state have free college, that you are aware of? I mean, hell, Florida might have free college but nobody ever told me about it.

I found this meme. I agree with it. But then after thinking about it a while, I couldn't come up with a song about a barracuda. Little GTO. Little Cobra. 409. Lots of songs about hot rods but I couldn't remember one about a barracuda. Heart has a song called barracuda, but I just read the lyrics and it's not at all about a car.

Some show I saw years ago - don't remember if it was movie or TV. This pro-nazi idiot was proud of it. "Yes we did it. It needed done. Damn Jews are the curse of the world." And at the end of the show a politician - someone you would never suspect - is telling him, "You damn fool. Keep your mouth shut. Let them forget about it. Let them think it never happened. Then we can do it again."