Bad Bascomb, SASS # 47,494

Phrases/exclamations I grew up with.... Land o' Goshen! homely as a mud fence that face could stop an 8-day clock (our mantle clock was wound every Sunday) never a pot so crooked that you won't find a lid that fits I feel like I've been drug through a knothole backwards From brother following especially gross belch "Straight from the diaphragm!" And courtesy of my Montana ranching uncle: Don't strain yer milk.... I believe something has taken place... We don't hold with that 'round here..... hold yer water

Archeologists discover sponsorship of Sodom & Gomorah