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Doc adams says opium cure old age?


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Tonight gunsmoke had a fellow selling elixir.  One poor victim was over 80 with a weak heart that doc adams told to stay in bed.  His son brought the snake oil salesman to his dad.

 

His dad bought some bottles, not knowing they contained opium.  He thought he was 40 again and went out to plow his field.  

 

His mind said he was 40 again,  but his heart knew better.  The snake oil salesman was run out of town and accused of murder.  

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There are a number of things that will stop old age:  smoking, drinking to excess, using narcotics, getting hit by a bus!   Any of these can cancel old age, or any age.  Some just take longer than others!

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