That's going to be Expensive

[Ramblin Gambler]

I'm afraid enough of getting my fat rump stuck on a beach that I don't even like to walk on them.  Can't imagine why people drive on them.

[Captain Bill Burt]

This picture is a good example of why trying to beat Alabama football teams is futile.  The Tide is going to roll, nothing you can do about it other than get out of the way.