The Auditor and stolen goods

[Father Kit Cool Gun Garth]

[Cheyenne Ranger, 48747L]

heard a similar one but the woman was smuggling donkeys across the border 

[Cactus Jack Calder]

The version I heard had a construction worker taking a wheelbarrow of sand out of the gate every afternoon. He had very carefully purchased the sand and had a paid receipt in hand every time. Of course he was stealing wheelbarrows.