Telemarketers? No problem!

[Subdeacon Joe]

[Shorty Jack Hammer]

My mom told me that she tells the telemarketer something like "Oh hang on I'm glad you called, can you hold for a minute?' then she puts the phone down and goes about her business... she said they sometimes wait haha

[Ramblin Gambler]

Old boss of mine said he used to give them a little time to make their pitch, and then he'd say "Have you met my friend Jesus?"