Subdeacon Joe Posted June 21, 2013 Share Posted June 21, 2013 spew alert A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygenmask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears andgives him a partial sponge bath."Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm onlyhere to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are mytesticles black?"Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart ratefrom worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassmentand pulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testiclesgently in the other.She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them,Sir. They look fine."The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and saysvery slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listenvery, very closely:Are - my - test - results - back?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paladin Gun For Hire Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Now I got to dry off my keyboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 Dry it off!?!?!?! Heck, I beat mine to pieces beating on the deck laughin'! I'll have to try that one of these days when I wind up in the hospital! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 Now I got to dry off my keyboard! (pointing to the very first line in the original post) Hey! I gave fair warning! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J-BAR #18287 Posted June 22, 2013 Share Posted June 22, 2013 "On the Imortance of Enunciation" ,,,enunciation is more important than spelling I guess, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Subdeacon Joe Posted June 22, 2013 Author Share Posted June 22, 2013 Good catch! I bet you can sit on an ice cream cone and tell what flavor it is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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