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Subdeacon Joe

Phyllis Diller - dead at 95

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She was my favorite female comedian. Some of her jokes:

 

Never go to bed angry. Stay up and fight.

 

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

 

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

 

They say housework can't kill you, but why take the chance?

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