Red Logan #12252 Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clueless Bob Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 That was good!!!! The whole shop is laughing!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spanish Bit Bobb Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Well accordin' to Betty White... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Lizard Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Well accordin' to Betty White... The first part I have heard before...The second with Betty White, well you buying new boards are you not...Half my coffee ended up all over... Texas Lizard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shooting Bull Posted December 21, 2011 Share Posted December 21, 2011 Medical distinction between Guts and Balls There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. I'd venture to say that if anyone did that he wouldn't have those balls for very long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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