Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barrack Obama meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohamed?' he asks. 'No my son, I am St. Peter; Mohamed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds. Delighted that Mohamed should be higher than St. Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?' 'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohamed is higher still.' Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder yet again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an angelic looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohamed?' 'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; you will find Mohamed higher up.' Mohamed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher. Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohamed?' he gasps as he is by now, totally out of breath from all his climbing. 'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega, but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?' Obama says, 'Yes please!' As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey, Mohamed, two coffees!' GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 For some reason I don't think BHO or the other goat herder will make it to Gods heaven, buttt I could be wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 For some reason I don't think BHO or the other goat herder will make it to Gods heaven, buttt I could be wrong... Fortunately, it won't be your decision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Fortunately, it won't be your decision. Or yours for that matter... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Absolutely, thank God. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Boy, have my threads been taking quirky turns lately Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Gauntlet , SASS 60619 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Boy, have my threads been taking quirky turns lately Quirky threads take quirky turns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Awww, I'll laugh!! I mean, it was funny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Quirky threads take quirky turns! true - and soemtimes they disappear also (maybe for the best I reckon) Have a happy day pard! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshal Slim Chisum SASS #15622 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The funny thing was when I got to the end I didn't see it coming and I almost spit out my coffee! LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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