Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Be prepared for a rude awakening dipstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Be prepared for a rude awakening dipstick. I think NOT! You may cruise down the highway at a max speed of 53 mph in your bucket truck. I always cruise at awesome. You've been challenged, Saturday, Doc Hollidays, Wrangler! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrimstoneJerome Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Turn up the heat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 I think NOT! You may cruise down the highway at a max speed of 53 mph in your bucket truck. I always cruise at awesome. You've been challenged, Saturday, Doc Hollidays, Wrangler! I'll be there...haven't been out to Doc Hollidays in a while. I'll be watching this unfold. Tuco, you gotta watch out for Dirty Dan, he may bring out his pard Vanilla Thunder to shoot as his proxy. Vanilla shoots those "wiff...., poot...ting" loads. It does take a little while for the bullet to make it to the steel so you might win on the wait time alone if Vanilla shows up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Vanilla Thunder is coming with gusto and flair! gus·to [guhs-toh] noun, plural gus·toes. 1. hearty or keen enjoyment, as in eating or drinking, or in action or speech in general: to dance with gusto. Synonyms: enthusiasm, delight, relish, zest, spirit, fervor. 2. individual taste or liking: The boy is an imaginative charmer, with a gusto for storytelling. 3. Archaic. artistic style or taste. flair [flair] noun 1. a natural talent, aptitude, or ability; bent; knack: a flair for rhyming. 2. smartness of style, manner, etc.: Their window display has absolutely no flair at all. Synonyms: chic, dash, panache, verve; oomph, pizazz. 3. keen, intuitive perception or discernment: We want a casting director with a real flair for finding dramatic talent. 4. Hunting. scent; sense of smell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Whoops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Good luck against Tuco Dan! Just think if you do manage to beat him you'll walk away with the 2nd place Wrangler certificate! Watch Tuco in action here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 8, 2011 Author Share Posted November 8, 2011 Ha ha. For those of us that don't shoot so well, trash talk is all we got! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 All right you heathens, the gauntlet is the issue here! This Saturday, Doc Hollidays! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 All right you heathens, the gauntlet is the issue here! This Saturday, Doc Hollidays! Oh gauntlet....I heard Vanilla Thunder mumbling something about a garter Tuco, I'm glad you cleared that up for us...had me worried there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 I heard Vanilla Thunder mumbling something about a garter TMI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 12, 2011 Author Share Posted November 12, 2011 We got the flu at my house. Missed ya'll today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 Hope you get better soon! Koda gave me those videos, thanks for the loan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 We got the flu at my house. Missed ya'll today. Alright nancy, No, No, No, I was told that you had a troublesome corn on you big toe that was causing considerable discomfort and you couldn't make it to the match. I was also advised that you had a sever case of in-digestion and you were gassy and couldn't make it. Oh, Oh, Oh, I also heard that you had broken a fingernail while waxing your back hair and you were very stressed and needed time-out time. AND you failed Koda Joe by not showing up, you know he needs his personnal growth life coach. Punkin, the gauntlet is thrown.........South River Shootist, next Saturday, Frontier Cartridge Gunfighter. Mono T Mono! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 12, 2011 Share Posted November 12, 2011 That's not what I heard. Rumor on the streets in Athens is Dirty Dan was riding Vanilla Thunder around in his big bucket truck. Don't know whether ole VT was showing Dirty Dan 'buckets' or what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Alright nancy, No, No, No, I was told that you had a troublesome corn on you big toe that was causing considerable discomfort and you couldn't make it to the match. I was also advised that you had a sever case of in-digestion and you were gassy and couldn't make it. Oh, Oh, Oh, I also heard that you had broken a fingernail while waxing your back hair and you were very stressed and needed time-out time. AND you failed Koda Joe by not showing up, you know he needs his personnal growth life coach. Punkin, the gauntlet is thrown.........South River Shootist, next Saturday, Frontier Cartridge Gunfighter. Mono T Mono! Afraid not. Nearly hit 102 temperature last night. Hey! Don't mock me! I am the life coach, role model and inspiration to many! And I am not modest about it either! Hardly anyone understands me but by God folks respect me! I am afraid I will miss next week. The wife's family has Thanksgiving dinner Saturday before. I have missed it 3 years in a row. If I do it again you'll see us on "Divorce Court." As far as this bucket truck thing goes, I have two and you guys are jealous that I can get "high" on the job and ya'll can't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest talon macleod 29883 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 I`m thinking that if you were to star on Divorce Court that it would be more entertaining than Kat holding a gun to my head and making me watch this D--m Alabama Game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco Forsyth #72674 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 You see, You see, Unclean one how many sass members you affect when you fail.....FAIL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krazy Kajun Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 As far as this bucket truck thing goes, I have two and you guys are jealous that I can get "high" on the job and ya'll can't. Guess I just might take exception to that one. The company I work for has about 50 or 60 of them and I've been up about 80' in one of them. I've been "pretty high" on the job before, just not the same way that Vanilla Thunder does. And Tuco called it Dirty Dan, we all really did miss ya. We did talk about ya plenty but probably not as much because you were not there. And I know we woulda had more fun ifn' you had been there. You just got all us "non-fluffy" folks depending on "fluffy" people like you to coach us through these "fluffy" times. Life coach.....ah maybe...in Koda Joe's case most definitely. You got Koda Joe's "rifle mind" working just right....boy can flat make his rifle sing. Ya just need to work with him on his pistols and dress. He can't shoot his pistols as well as a gunfighter needs to and he's just got tooooooooooo many clothes. I'd guess that your alter ego Vanilla Thunder could help him with picking he clothes. And as an aside, the Pretty Man did have him a spiffy Civil War hat on today, I'm sure in your honor. UnCertain Tex stumbled around because Dirty Dan wasn't there to "lead him on." Get well soon and we'll see ya at the range!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Guess I just might take exception to that one. The company I work for has about 50 or 60 of them and I've been up about 80' in one of them. I've been "pretty high" on the job before, just not the same way that Vanilla Thunder does. And Tuco called it Dirty Dan, we all really did miss ya. We did talk about ya plenty but probably not as much because you were not there. And I know we woulda had more fun ifn' you had been there. You just got all us "non-fluffy" folks depending on "fluffy" people like you to coach us through these "fluffy" times. Life coach.....ah maybe...in Koda Joe's case most definitely. You got Koda Joe's "rifle mind" working just right....boy can flat make his rifle sing. Ya just need to work with him on his pistols and dress. He can't shoot his pistols as well as a gunfighter needs to and he's just got tooooooooooo many clothes. I'd guess that your alter ego Vanilla Thunder could help him with picking he clothes. And as an aside, the Pretty Man did have him a spiffy Civil War hat on today, I'm sure in your honor. UnCertain Tex stumbled around because Dirty Dan wasn't there to "lead him on." Get well soon and we'll see ya at the range!! Is that what they call going a$$ over teakettle nowadays? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest talon macleod 29883 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 As we all know the natty dressed Tuco is as was declared in the briefing yesterday " A Pretty Man." Interesting choice to describe a high ranking Leo. Tal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Maybe that's why Vanilla Thunder is always messin with him? That conjures up an image I could do without! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest talon macleod 29883 Posted November 13, 2011 Share Posted November 13, 2011 Bill THIS IS Soooo True. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 The company I work for has about 50 or 60 of them and I've been up about 80' in one of them. Mine are 57' and 70' standing height. The 70' GMC we call BRUTUS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty Dan Dawkins Posted November 13, 2011 Author Share Posted November 13, 2011 Yep. You guys got it all figured it all. Tuco and are in an elite class all to ourselves. When Tuco and I aren't around you guys probably go out together for orange mocha frapucchinos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Bill Burt Posted November 14, 2011 Share Posted November 14, 2011 Personally I prefer a Pink Squirrel any day, that's 1 oz creme de noyau, 1 tbsp white creme de cacao, 1 tbsp light cream, add just a dash of nutmeg and be sure to drink from fine china only with your pinkie finger fully extended. Ask VT, I'm sure he, ehh, she, ehh, it, is quite familiar with them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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