Dusty Balz, SASS#46599 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 (I don't care what party you like, this one's funny!!) A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus sitting over there?" The waitress nodded "yes," so the Republican requested that she give Jesus a cup of coffee, on him. The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down, and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?" The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup of hot tea, "My treat." The third patron to come into the restaurant was a Democrat on crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light?" He too looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy over there? The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold beer. "On my bill," he said loudly. As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the strength come back into his legs, got up, and danced a jig out the door. Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed. "The Libertarian felt his back straightening up and he raised his hands, praised the Lord, and did a series of back flips out the door. Then, Jesus walked towards the Democrat, just smiling. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me ... I'm collecting disability." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackwater 53393 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Glad I swallered 'fore I read the punchline!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Amen brother - the Truth be known!! GG ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG TIM Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 Dusty That is flippin funny.... Oh now breath Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 This was reported to have happened in Washington DC..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted February 8, 2011 Share Posted February 8, 2011 :lol: :lol: Yer didn't mention that Jesus is a Socialist.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Gatlin, SASS 10274L Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 :lol: :lol: Yer didn't mention that Jesus is a Socialist.. Sorry to burst your hopes Slick - Jesus ain't a socialist...Not every person gets treated equal upon death as they have the free will to make the decision to follow the Messiah or not.. No 'free will' or 'freedom' to make your own choices exist in a socialistic society. GG ~ U*S*A flag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el Gato Gordo - SASS #15162 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Buena suerte, eGG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Apache Hawk 60642 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Dusty, I had JUST got me a cup of coffee and now it's all over da place !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 Dusty, I had JUST got me a cup of coffee and now it's all over da place !!! Hawk, Dusty has a way of doing that, I'm still ROTFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EE Taft Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 That sounds like some of the folks around here! ~EE Taft~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montana Slick, SASS #64415 Posted February 9, 2011 Share Posted February 9, 2011 That sounds like some of the folks around here! ~EE Taft~ Bro. EET, tell me, what the heck are we doing on here.This is crazy. Hey, I got 20 pre-schoolers photographed and finger printed, the parents keep the packet. I hope they dunt have to use em. There is no charge for this service, wished more communities had this program. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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