Texas Jim Henry, SASS #20616 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 There's a joke about a not-too-bright fella (in Texas, we call them Aggies), who's called in to take a three-question oral exam in order to graduate. The first question is: How many days of the week start with "T?" He answers "Four... Tuesday, Thursday, today, and tomorrow." The last question is "How many "D's" are there in Dixie?" After considerable thought, he finally replies, "463... DDDDDDDDDDDD... (singing the song)." My question is, what is the middle question? Thanks, in advance. I'm guessing someone will come up with it in less than an hour. Regards, TJH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 How many seconds in a year? Twelve - January 2nd, Feb 2nd... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Jim Henry, SASS #20616 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 PWB... you da man!!! I thought it had something to do with months, but couldn't pull it out of my poor, old, tired mind. Thank you, sir! Regards, TJH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaleWolf Brunelle, #2495L Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 PWB... you da man!!! I thought it had something to do with months, but couldn't pull it out of my poor, old, tired mind. Thank you, sir! Regards, TJH Yer welcome! I musta heard that one fairly recently somewheres...partial recall kicked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DocDisaster # 45431 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 rectum hell dam near killed 'em.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widder, SASS #59054 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 TJH: I thought maybe you were wanting to know more about Walter and Leroy, the two wild and crazy Ducks. Anyhow, funny joke. ..........Widder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardscrabble,SASS#41292 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 rectum hell dam near killed 'em.. Bad day at the proctologist ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneaky Gun Runner SASS 79775 Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Texas Aggie was walking from the fair with a pig under his arm. City slicker stopped him and asked "Where did ya get that?" Pig said "I won him at the fair." Let the harrasment begin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas Jim Henry, SASS #20616 Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 Well, since my own thread has been hijacked, I will join in with my all-time favorite Aggie joke... Did you hear about the Aggie who got scared when he got diarrhea? He thought he was melting! Regards, TJH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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