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I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

 

Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

 

 

 

 

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

 

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

 

It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.

 

 

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.

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I love it that you are supporting the United States Post Service instead of AT&T.

 

Big (whats worked for the USPS for 20+years) Jake

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As a native born Texican I have to say I represent the implications of that story.

 

B)

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The letters got delivered, no one at Homeland Security knows how to read.

 

 

English anyway, they specialize in Urdu, pathan, and Farsi.

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+1

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Languages on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border.

I'm personally more worried about the Oakland/Berkeley border. Which raises the question as to who's homeland Homeland Security is suppose to be securing. Don't ask Janet Napolitano, she hasn't a clue.

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