Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
Big Jake1001 Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 I love it that you are supporting the United States Post Service instead of AT&T. Big (whats worked for the USPS for 20+years) Jake
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted January 6, 2011 Posted January 6, 2011 As a native born Texican I have to say I represent the implications of that story.
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Posted January 6, 2011 Mac, do ya need any more stamps??
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Posted January 6, 2011 or dont the S&H green stamps work any more
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 The letters got delivered, no one at Homeland Security knows how to read.
Bad Hand Posted January 7, 2011 Posted January 7, 2011 The letters got delivered, no one at Homeland Security knows how to read. English anyway, they specialize in Urdu, pathan, and Farsi.
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 English anyway, they specialize in Urdu, pathan, and Farsi. Eubonics?
Bad Hand Posted January 8, 2011 Posted January 8, 2011 Eubonics? Languages on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border.
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 9, 2011 Posted January 9, 2011 Languages on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. I'm personally more worried about the Oakland/Berkeley border. Which raises the question as to who's homeland Homeland Security is suppose to be securing. Don't ask Janet Napolitano, she hasn't a clue.
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