Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I saw a fundamentalist Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River this morning; he was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying. Along with him was an illegal Hispanic drug cartel member who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown. Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security. It is now 4pm, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded. I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I love it that you are supporting the United States Post Service instead of AT&T. Big (whats worked for the USPS for 20+years) Jake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mack Hacker, #60477 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 As a native born Texican I have to say I represent the implications of that story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 Mac, do ya need any more stamps?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Logan #12252 Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 or dont the S&H green stamps work any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Jake1001 Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Nope....Blue Chip Stamps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 The letters got delivered, no one at Homeland Security knows how to read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Hand Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 The letters got delivered, no one at Homeland Security knows how to read. English anyway, they specialize in Urdu, pathan, and Farsi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas LawDog Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 +1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 English anyway, they specialize in Urdu, pathan, and Farsi. Eubonics? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Hand Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Eubonics? Languages on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foul Mouth Frank Shutz Posted January 9, 2011 Share Posted January 9, 2011 Languages on the Afghanistan/Pakistan border. I'm personally more worried about the Oakland/Berkeley border. Which raises the question as to who's homeland Homeland Security is suppose to be securing. Don't ask Janet Napolitano, she hasn't a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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