Twas the night before Christmas

[Grizzly Dave]

Twas the night before Christmas

and all thru the Saloon (ACS)

 

Not a creature was stirring

cept Apache Hawks spoon

[Willie Wheelgun]

When out n the corral I heard such a clatter . . .

[Grizzly Dave]

so I grabbed my winchester and jacked in a round

and ran on out to see what was the matter

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

By my torch I saw what was amiss;

 

there was a mighty wreck and not all was bliss.

 

Packages were strewn and rendered asunder;

 

Rudoph had lost traction and made a huge blunder.

 

Stock were in terrror, the chickens in fright;

 

A terrible scene...Blitzen had found Bobs gift of Enzyte.

[Yellowhouse Sam # 25171]

Run for your lives screamed several...maybe a dozen...maybe more,

 

Blitzen has downed all those pills shouted Badger n he's aimin to up the score.

 

Cover blown, Santa flew off in the night,

 

leaving the townspeople to face their plight.

 

Bob appeared all anxious and distraught,

 

help me out boys them pills er all I got!

 

Grizz downed Rudolph and evisioned several venison meals,

 

Willie, Boss, and Hawk were still at the bar greasin their wheels.

 

It was left to Badger to rescue Spanish Bit Bob,

 

but wisdom countered his initial charge.

 

And Bob's now alone to face a deer at Large!

[Caliope Cupcake #13981]

good Christian men rejoice!

 

t'was not just any deer,

 

for it had a nose with a red glow,

 

and Bob had nothin to fear

 

t'was Rudolf good news to avow