A Slightly Different Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

[Cypress Sun]

A rougher, tougher reindeer

 

[That Masked Man]

When I was a kid we used to sing this version -- with apologies to all the spouses out there, it went like this:

 

Randolph the six-gun Cowboy

Had a very shiny gun

And if you ever saw it

You would turn around and run

 

All of the other Cowboys

Used to laugh and call him names

They never let poor Randolph

Play in any Poker games

 

Then one foggy Christmas Eve

Sheriff came to say,

"Randolph with your gun so bright,

won't you shoot my Wife tonight?"

 

Then all the other Cowboys

Together shouted out with Glee,

"Randolph the Six-Gun Cowboy,

You'll go down in history!"

[Apache Hawk 60642]

Masked Man, dat was pruty good !!!!

[Wyatt]

Dat just ain't right

 

Wyatt