MizPete

An all-time favorite - I don't have a picture because that would have been rude - seen on a BIG man: I'm hungry and you're in my way.

whitewash

I know, right? Go to a Starbucks with a friend; she wants blah blah blah blah two pumps blah blah. They have no trouble with that. Looks at me: I want a cup of coffee. Blank stare.

downwind

If the animal likes it, you ain't doing it wrong.

Dive! Dive! Dive!

bail

BabyGirl fed her oatmeal to the cat.

scam

cows lying down

An egg will help keep them together.

NYC has grits?

Peach. or pecan.

You speak heresy.

Batter up!

cast nets

tore down

dead squirrel

You're breaking my heart. When Hurricane Hugo went through (1989) we suffered two major casualties: my mama's pecan tree, and the tree that supported the muscadine vine in MIL's yard. Haven't had a decent grape pie since.

Dove season hunt breakfast

Bullsh!t. C'mon. You're all thinking it.

gaol

Blue crab

Ah, no.

Bee